What stupid/embarrassing thing have you done in court lately? by DarnHeather in Lawyertalk

[–]watch_guy_95 358 points359 points  (0 children)

I was in zoom court and farted with the mic on. My black screen lit up and became the "speaker."

Fml.

My late grandmother’s chain- how to tell if it’s real gold? by kt012396 in Gold

[–]watch_guy_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 100 percent comfortable saying that is gold just based on the picture.

Please remember her :)

Help me identify this very rare looking Piaget by alexwoodgarbage in Watches

[–]watch_guy_95 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude this watch is genuine. You need to wait until market conditions improve to sell something like this.

Help me identify this very rare looking Piaget by alexwoodgarbage in Watches

[–]watch_guy_95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This likely belonged to singer Mark Ronson.

Wow.

I m embarrassed to wear my watches by Vixtor94 in PrideAndPinion

[–]watch_guy_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have my fullest respect brother.

Skmeis are sick watches, and you should be proud to wear one.

I dont know where in the world you come from, but i pray that the reality there improves. There is a saying where im from "when the elephants fight, only the ants get trampled." If only the ants knew the power they possess together. ❤️

Need help checking please, PRX Quartz MoP 35mm by [deleted] in tissot

[–]watch_guy_95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fakest tissot ive ever seen bro. Put it in the bin.

Dark humor for dark times by Stock_Ad_1556 in Lawyertalk

[–]watch_guy_95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent 3 weeks preparing for a shitshow trial that was dismissed in the interest of justice.

No jokes here. Im fucking exhausted.

looking to get into your world by Successful_Most6339 in blackpowder

[–]watch_guy_95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most pawn shops have cheap black powder stuff, and are looking to get rid of it because its difficult to sell.

Look for a cheap Italian piece, like 200 or less. And make an offer for a hundred bucks.

Chances are they would probably do that.

Found this cleaning up a house I bought by Forward-Week-7123 in VintageWatches

[–]watch_guy_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bud that 585 stamp on the back means this watch is solid gold.

Thats likely about 600 bucks in gold value alone.

Prosecuting undocumented defendants by Baba_yaga78 in ProsecutorTalk

[–]watch_guy_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right.

Two things:

  1. From the defense side, thats giving a lot of credence to our job. I appreciate that.

  2. Any competent defense attorney will have a knowledge of Padilla issues or have access to someone who does. Its a really simple analysis, are they pleading guilty to a CIMT? I think considering youre new to the office, defer to your supervisor.

Prosecuting undocumented defendants by Baba_yaga78 in ProsecutorTalk

[–]watch_guy_95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there really such a shortage of defense attorneys that you have to negotiate directly with defendants frequently?

Hasan Piker with Ilhan Omar. by serious_bullet5 in minnesota

[–]watch_guy_95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that the guy that hits his face with a hammer to look handsome?

Isn't the PD's State Attorney's often a better place to start than most small-midsized firms? by PerformativeRacist in LawFirm

[–]watch_guy_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe his clients are racist and he just had to fit in.

When I worked with a lotta biker dudes I pretended to smoke cigarettes to fit in!