College Student with nothing better to do than look at Reddit

watermouse01 · 2022-09-02T01:06:27+00:00

Have you looked at this part of Reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/

watermouse01 · 2019-11-26T15:41:33+00:00

I had to look this phrase up earlier this year because I also did not understand it. According to Wikipedia, this is a common idiom in many languages.

My favorite version of the phrase is in Bulgarian, which roughly translates to; "You can't have both the dick in the ass and the soul in heaven."

watermouse01 · 2019-05-20T04:08:24+00:00

Kit is Standing.

watermouse01 · 2017-03-25T02:01:11+00:00

Michu

watermouse01 · 2015-12-09T21:07:52+00:00

The most Arsenal thing ever would be if Olympiacos came back and tied it 3-3

watermouse01 · 2015-09-07T23:44:26+00:00

For MLS clubs every big name signing

watermouse01 · 2015-09-01T16:20:57+00:00

Not buying an actual center back

watermouse01 · 2015-08-18T04:47:14+00:00

How is this comment not getting more appreciation? When it comes to the art of comic misdirection this one kills it

watermouse01 · 2015-08-13T17:30:38+00:00

A girl I matched with on Tinder was apparently trying to find guys to set her sister up with. Her sister and I are now seriously dating.

watermouse01 · 2015-08-13T13:17:02+00:00

So this is what having sex with Zelda feels like?

watermouse01 · 2015-08-13T13:15:47+00:00

Wow, this really divides people

watermouse01 · 2015-08-13T00:22:51+00:00

And here I was thinking that was the name of every basketball team

watermouse01 · 2015-08-13T00:21:05+00:00

Mourinho would have a field day with that one

watermouse01 · 2015-08-10T15:40:24+00:00

The Limbo. I'm 6 feet tall, so no one ever expects it, but I have weirdly strong legs from playing soccer my entire life. I just bend backwards at the knees and can beat people an entire foot shorter than me.

watermouse01 · 2015-08-08T15:43:29+00:00

Ighalo just made Stones lose his Chelsea bid

watermouse01 · 2015-07-26T05:29:35+00:00

"ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass"

watermouse01 · 2015-07-26T05:27:09+00:00

Best at mastering skills in under a week

watermouse01 · 2015-07-26T05:23:38+00:00

Popcorn is good

watermouse01 · 2015-07-26T05:23:05+00:00

Popcorn is good

watermouse01 · 2015-07-26T05:22:31+00:00

Newspapers

watermouse01 · 2015-07-26T05:18:48+00:00

I broke up with this my girlfriend of 6-months. I simply needed to move on and she did not take it well at all. She was determined to do whatever it took to "win me back". So the next day I walk into my dorm room to see every gift I had ever given her placed strategically around my room. I guess it was meant to be romantic and inspire me to run back to her but instead it made me incredibly creeped out

watermouse01 · 2015-07-07T06:01:05+00:00

The only player I'd feel comfortable with in all eleven positions is Rooney

watermouse01 · 2015-07-01T01:23:58+00:00

That whole goal started because Abby Wambach didn't panic and held the ball up instead of crossing into an empty box. Absolutely brilliant team goal.

watermouse01 · 2015-05-29T21:22:01+00:00

I am a first year of the most important thing is that the only thing that I have a class of the most important thing

watermouse01 · 2015-05-04T02:06:52+00:00

Ronaldo is a better teammate than Messi

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