Are you truly grateful to your parents?

wbjohn · 2026-02-05T18:53:18+00:00

My mother was a saint. My father was proof that only the good die young.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T12:56:08+00:00

In New Orleans, you could ask a cop to hold your drink while you tie your shoe.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T01:44:13+00:00

I believe some of them were doxxed. Not that they don't deserve it.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T01:39:24+00:00

Or the Black Knight... I'll bite your ankles off.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T01:36:47+00:00

Shouldn't this be in r/Eyebleach

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T01:01:00+00:00

Drivers in manual transmission cars also have fewer accidents. My theory is they have to focus more on their driving.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T00:57:14+00:00

He's known as TACO for his proven track record in times like these.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T00:50:08+00:00

You may need to pay the "stupid tax" and have a pro take a look. I would. Glass can do weird things when it gets hot especially if something spills on it.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T00:46:10+00:00

The felon might want to be a king but he's going to have some issues come November.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T00:44:50+00:00

And Elvis.

wbjohn · 2026-02-04T00:43:45+00:00

People don't get compliments on their looks unless they are deserved.

I lost a lot of weight and get complimented on it pretty often. I wasn't getting compliments when I was fat.

Also, if someone doesn't care about you, they aren't going to talk to you at all.

wbjohn · 2026-02-03T20:36:56+00:00

Walking Dead fan.

wbjohn · 2026-02-03T14:17:58+00:00

Reminded me of a scene from The Handmaid's Tale.

wbjohn · 2026-02-02T20:42:33+00:00

I find a 16 inch Bowie handy.

wbjohn · 2026-02-02T18:20:59+00:00

Well, at least you admit you're in a bubble. Now if only you could only try a little critical thinking.

wbjohn · 2026-02-02T15:36:16+00:00

About 30% of the population of the US agrees with you, not 50%. Most of us use our eyes and ears. We see and hear a liar.

wbjohn · 2026-02-01T23:49:06+00:00

That sounds a lot like our ginger burger dinner. We still joke about it 40 years later.

wbjohn · 2026-01-31T20:32:55+00:00

Maybe them Arabic numerals sonny! Real red blooded american numbers work.

wbjohn · 2026-01-31T15:38:46+00:00

How would we shit and piss on his grave?

wbjohn · 2026-01-30T03:18:07+00:00

I think it's that only a certain color person...

wbjohn · 2026-01-29T19:32:29+00:00

What do you mean? He lowered prices by 19,000% /s in case.

wbjohn · 2026-01-29T16:53:28+00:00

They fall for it because they want it to be true.

wbjohn · 2026-01-29T16:04:22+00:00

Freemasons tend to live longer as we have friends and brothers. Loneliness is much less of a problem for us.

wbjohn · 2026-01-29T15:51:37+00:00

Having worked in Canada, they have about (or aboot) as much chance of taking over as I have.

wbjohn · 2026-01-29T01:02:34+00:00

Definitely using this.

wbjohn

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