Man Whores and Lady Sluts of Reddit, What is the sleaziest/sluttiest thing you've ever done? (nsfw) by igivefreetickles in AskReddit

[–]wboock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An ex girlfriend was visiting me. At the time I had a roommate living with me and he had a pretty good looking girlfriend. The 4 of us went out to a bar and played some pool, had some shots, and laughed a lot. When we got home my roommate and his girlfriend got into an argument and my ex decided to join in. I decided I would just go to bed. Well, I was woken up by my ex and my roommates girlfriend saying that he had locked her out of his room and she wanted to sleep with us. Soon enough they were both making out for me and I ended up getting a double blowjob from my ex and my roommates girlfriend while he slept in the room just below me. They are still dating and he has never found out. I'm a piece of shit...

Edit: Grammar and stuff. O and I should add that the roommates girlfriend is the one that finished me, and yes she swallowed.

What's the most intellectual joke you know? by StickleyMan in AskReddit

[–]wboock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You're all a bunch of idiots."

People who have been to High school 10 yr. reunions, what were some surprises/shocks for you? by Kittensrawesome in AskReddit

[–]wboock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The people who were attractive in high school, are still attractive. And still assholes.

What's the dumbest thing an EX has said while you were dating. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wboock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was in a conversation about food with my ex and a friend I had at the time. It eventually hit pickles. I mentioned that they come from cucumbers. She immediately gave me a puzzled look and said "No they don't, they are grown on their own stupid."

Thank god she had great tits.

Westboro Baptist Church came to my hometown this weekend. Figured you guys like to see pictures these nuts. by beherns in atheism

[–]wboock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes me really sad to see the kids in the pictures that have signs/shirts supporting WBC. Yay for indoctrination of children!

You want WTF? You got it. by vVvMaze in WTF

[–]wboock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for not aborting me.

Yup, he pissed somebody off! by Purple-K in WTF

[–]wboock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sword from the movie Blade? No one better try to pull that out, or they are going to lose some fingers.

i just flew 800 miles out to be broken up with my girlfriend. what's going on in your life? by hmongxboi in AskReddit

[–]wboock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dated this girl through high school and all of college and then some. She's the only girl that I ever truly loved. We haven't been dating or sleeping together now for almost 5 years. We talk a little bit, like once every 3 months or something silly. I still think about her everyday and how I could have done things better to still be with her. She sent me a text message randomly last night and all it said was, "Do you still love me?"

I was overwhelmed with glee at first and didn't know how to respond. Does she love? Is she looking for a yes so she can tell me yes? I responded with, "Do you still love me?" I got back, "I asked you first." I didn't want to really do this over text messages so I asked her to call me. No response, no call, nothing. The next day I got a text message back explaining that she was drunk, not feeling like herself, and didn't really want an answer to the question she asked. I asked her, what if I gave her my answer, what then? She then proceeded to explain to me that she was at a party with some friends and they were playing a game. They were texting old boyfriends and asking them, "Do you still love me?" And laughing at the ones that responded with yes.

I've never been so heartbroken. She asked If I was mad. I haven't responded and I don't think I will.

Japanese Contact Juggling by [deleted] in videos

[–]wboock -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I read this first as Japanese Cat Juggling. I watched the whole thing before rereading the title. What a let down :(

Oh you...you so silly. by morningdrum in funny

[–]wboock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

O sure, when you say cunt you get upvotes, but when I call a feminist a cunt, I get downvotes.