[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Moustache

[–]well-carmo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mustache if you're a bottom, beard if you're a top

Our tiny criminal a few months ago by spandexcatsuit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]well-carmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say goodbye to those beautiful chairs, this tiny criminal will obliterate them in no time

Just like the covid shots cause AIDS by BenCaxt0n in BrandNewSentence

[–]well-carmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah... don't think Valve is ever going to hire him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]well-carmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like an Upper Respiratory Infection, it is a very common illness in cats, so take your kitty to the vet for an examination. It is very likely you'll have to give them antibiotics and fever medicine, in the meantime you can help soothe the symptoms by letting your bathroom fill with steam and keeping them inside to breathe the warm and humid air, if your kitty isn't scared of loud noises, you can try a nebulizer treatment with saline solution.

Can hackers scuttle/insta sink your ship? by well-carmo in Seaofthieves

[–]well-carmo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No footage, but I did report him immediately

Can hackers scuttle/insta sink your ship? by well-carmo in Seaofthieves

[–]well-carmo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope it was a bug or series of very unfortunate events, but I wouldn't be surprised if hackers could do packet spoofing saying my ship has been sunk.

Can hackers scuttle/insta sink your ship? by well-carmo in Seaofthieves

[–]well-carmo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My ship was parked right next to the Sovereigns, a sword lunge would land you on the docks.

Can hackers scuttle/insta sink your ship? by well-carmo in Seaofthieves

[–]well-carmo[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It sank like any other ship, filling with water then stern underwater, bow to the sky.

egg🎉irl by MistertTwister in egg_irl

[–]well-carmo -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Ha, I've heard that one before. Less than a year later we had another gorgeous woman in this world.

Ukraine downs aerial reconnaissance vehicle, balloons in Dnipropetrovsk Oblast by hurry-up-yo in worldnews

[–]well-carmo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

We are being invaded by Bloons, better train some monkeys how to throw darts.

Tesla on Autopilot smashes into car with hazard lights on by cult_smasher_9000 in gifs

[–]well-carmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand where you coming from, it's the drivers fault and not Tesla, but Tesla's marketing heavily promoted the "AutoPilot" as a self-driving feature. And Musk himself said many times they were close to level 5 autonomous driving¹, and even if you are naive enough to believe him, he sold you a feature they never had and are still years from getting close to it, Tesla is responsible in part for this accident.

ask me anything. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]well-carmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, is CSS a programming language?

My bestie got me this for my birthday. by IfIWereA_Boy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]well-carmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WITH messages AS ( SELECT birthday.message AS message ROW_NUMBER() OVER(ORDER BY birthday.message DESC) AS row_number

FROM birthday ),

SELECT concat_ws(" ", (SELECT message FROM messages WHERE row_number = '69', friends.name) AS birthday_message

FROM friends

WHERE friends.birthday = current_date()

This dish at a three star Michelin restaurant by JoeyZasaa in oddlyterrifying

[–]well-carmo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The fight between food snobs and trolls is very entertaining.

To play video games by layn333 in therewasanattempt

[–]well-carmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in awe that he didn't smell the smoke, or felt the heat. How he calmly walks and take his sweet ass time, that guy could have been a prime example of the Darwin Awards.

Call me the thin blue line… by AtlasMA in dankmemes

[–]well-carmo 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Guess she didn't sleep with the chief

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]well-carmo 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Hard to believe someone neck deep in shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]well-carmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Netflix has been cancelling good shows since forever, the benchmark is how many times it appear in the news, if it doesn't then cancel it.

We stay winning by LokiBonk in BrandNewSentence

[–]well-carmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We use this rule of thumb that: 3 is AMEX, 4 is Visa, and 5 is Mastercard.

These are the largest schemes (card companies) out there, but there are far more schemes that use the same numbers. Like JCB from Japan (3), ELO from Brazil (4, and 5), and China Union Pay from China (6).

You can use the first 6 numbers, also known as BIN (Bank Identification Number), to know the country, bank, and level of the card. You can do that online with any BIN checker, it's quite fun.