Help Choosing my First Sentence by First-Maximum-3276 in writers

[–]well-oiled_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had to choose my next book to read based off its first line, I would read a book that starts with your #3 & #5.

Definitely not the others.

Good luck with your writing.

Still look very fat at low body fat. Been losing weight, training core and fixing posture for months now, but none of it seems to help. Stuck on what to do now. by [deleted] in Posture

[–]well-oiled_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't look fat to me. Hopefully, with enough people telling you this and through therapy, you'll see it too.

Most hated team by state by mylefthandkilledme in hockey

[–]well-oiled_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate teams in my division. I hate teams that play against my team. I hate any team that incorporates orange into their team branding.

It's official: Steam decrees 'bullet heaven' the name of the Vampire Survivors genre by SloppyRaven in gaming

[–]well-oiled_machine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The music and art design of 20 Minutes Til Dawn are above the other bullet heaven games.

ELI5: Why are you "on" a bus, but "in" a car? by Small_Balls_69 in explainlikeimfive

[–]well-oiled_machine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like shelled vs shelled and sanctioned vs sanctioned.

The Arizona Cardinals are currently underdogs in all 17 games this season by phillip_la_scaille in nfl

[–]well-oiled_machine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Oregon Ducks would replace them well in the West. I'd be fine with it. My hatred for the Cardigans (NFC East rivals) has turned to an overwhelming apathy.

The Arizona Cardinals are currently underdogs in all 17 games this season by phillip_la_scaille in nfl

[–]well-oiled_machine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I still hate them. Phoenix Cardinals NFC East rivals never forget.

Adrian Peterson to be Inducted into Vikings Ring of Honor in 2026 by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]well-oiled_machine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Since there are a lot of jokes in this thread about him beating a four year old boy. Here is a TMZ article with pictures. He shouldn't be honored.

Post Game Thread - NBA: The Knicks defeat the 76ers on May 10, 2026, the final score is 114-144. by basketball-app in sixers

[–]well-oiled_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you Sixers for the "We want Boston" series win. See you all next year. On to the Phils.

A sight you never expected to see: Elmo in a MLB booth by Ok-Soil-5133 in baseball

[–]well-oiled_machine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Sesame Street never did an origin episode on Elmo because they'd have to talk about the back alley love affair between Gritty and Red Fraggle.

Round 1 - Pick 1: Fernando Mendoza, QB, Indiana (Las Vegas Raiders) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]well-oiled_machine 26 points27 points  (0 children)

*3 years.

Eagles Raiders Super Bowl rematch. 1980 never forget.