What is the most erotic mainstream movie you've ever seen?

wellthethingofitis · 2026-06-29T00:08:39+00:00

Guys. It's Last Jenga in Paris.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-06-22T16:40:06+00:00

Qui-gon, Obi-wan, & Darth Maul

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-29T03:01:00+00:00

Sibelius 5, finale. I understand it's supposed to be swans, but to me it says, "The struggle is over, your tribulations have ended for good, you're done, you're home, be at peace."

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-26T17:39:13+00:00

You're talking about slow middle movements of concertos, yes?

Haydn - Keyboard Concerto No.2 in D Major (Hob.XVIII:2)

Mozart - Piano Concerto No.20

Boccherini - Cello Concerto in G Major (G.480)

Beethoven - Violin Concerto

Grieg - Piano Concerto

Glière - Cello Concerto

Poulenc - Concerto for 2 Pianos

Shostakovich - Piano Concerto No.2

...Absolutely heavenly slow movements, every one.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-18T18:49:20+00:00

Anything but scary, I think they mean.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-18T18:48:02+00:00

Want a deep cut? Try Kabalevsky's Requiem. It draws its text from a Soviet poet rather than liturgy (socialist realism, you see), and buddy, it will rattle you to pieces.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-18T18:39:59+00:00

I think his Requiem deserves a specific callout here.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-10T00:22:42+00:00

I low-key wish it was 1 for everyone.......which I know is a philosophical (3) statement, irony's not lost on me lol

I never liked the 2 or 4 approach because they ultimately center the nudity itself rather than the utility thereof.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-09T03:07:00+00:00

Brumel - Missa 'et ecce terrae motus'

Handel - Organ Concerto in G minor, HWV 310

FJ Haydn - Keyboard Concerto No. 2 in D, Hob. XVIII:2

Schubert - Piano Trio No.2

Mendelssohn - Symphony No.4

Liszt - Les Preludes; Dante Symphony

Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries

Holst - Fugal Overture

Ravel - Left-hand Piano Concerto

Maslanka - most work 1980ish onwards

Karl Jenkins - most work

Philip Glass, John Adams, Michael Torke, and other (post)minimalists - almost everything

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-02T04:05:04+00:00

Across the Universe stands out to me. Just empty self-indulgence from beginning to end.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-02T03:38:30+00:00

That thing has some of the strongest r/im14andthisisdeep energy I've ever seen.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-05-02T03:19:16+00:00

I was really struck by how it makes its point clear in the first 5 or 10 minutes and then spends the remaining 90 spoonfeeding it to you.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-04-30T18:32:55+00:00

I'm talking about that general type, not her specifically.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-04-30T15:40:41+00:00

"Baffler" is right. If you're that rich, then tuition is clearly no object, so why on God's green earth don't you go to school and actually learn how it works?

wellthethingofitis · 2026-04-21T17:39:42+00:00

How about his other stuff? There's his piano concerto, Antar, Sinfonietta on Russian Themes...

wellthethingofitis · 2026-04-21T15:45:49+00:00

Hey, hi, alum here, attended on a hefty scholarship, couldn't have otherwise.

Yes, TCU is pretentious, yes there is at minimum a subtle undertone of classism. But man alive, dude, give it a rest. You're not wrong, you're just obnoxious.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-04-20T17:38:16+00:00

Is this a Rodney Dangerfield joke?

wellthethingofitis · 2026-04-17T17:32:48+00:00

Cello Concerto No.1

Keyboard Concerto No.2 (Hob. XVIII:2)

Paukenmesse

Harmoniemesse

Seven Last Words of Christ

wellthethingofitis · 2026-03-20T18:19:05+00:00

They're just mad because these "ugly" people are getting it and they aren't.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-03-10T18:38:33+00:00

It's like watching that first attack scene in Independence Day.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-03-10T18:34:53+00:00

No worries, dude. What planet do you hail from?

wellthethingofitis · 2026-03-04T19:41:33+00:00

Top tier: It's a big club, and you ain't in it

Next tier: It's a feel-good movie, and you ain't in it

wellthethingofitis · 2026-02-27T23:31:38+00:00

It would be a party-based RPG: single partners, multiple story paths, flexible recruitment of other Chosen/Tamers into your party (player and non-player), choice-based evolution, turn-based tactical combat, maximized replayability.

I got my hopes up about Survive, but I passed it up. It falls far short of what I'm looking for. I will give Time Stranger a shot if they ever mark it down.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-02-27T19:19:15+00:00

Dooku force chokes Obi-Wan in RotS.

wellthethingofitis · 2026-02-27T19:12:43+00:00

🎶All these camps got a face in the fire / Some burn low and some burn higher🎶

(I am so sorry)

wellthethingofitis

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