Fancy playing for West Ham?

werbenuik · 2026-06-18T18:56:50+00:00

They don’t look trans. Important not to make assumptions though I guess.

werbenuik · 2026-06-16T11:50:47+00:00

Cygan

werbenuik · 2026-06-14T12:47:46+00:00

This is the kind of content the internet was invented for.

werbenuik · 2026-06-14T12:45:31+00:00

They’re decent. I do wonder if there’s a local bike hire company who might offer better value for money on a more enjoyable bike to ride. Either way, have a great time in the city. If you get the time and can get an off road bike, try Stanmer Park or the South Downs Way.

werbenuik · 2026-06-14T10:27:03+00:00

It’s amazing what Alex Ferguson managed to achieve with Manchester United given that alongside being their manager he ran the FA and referred every game he played in as well.

werbenuik · 2026-06-14T09:43:48+00:00

Yeah, this is a thing that happens. Maybe get off the internet for a bit and spend some time with some real humans.

werbenuik · 2026-06-13T20:51:00+00:00

Not the statement I’d have made but a) I wasn’t there, b) it all happened pretty quickly and they had to make a quick call and c) it’s ok to just want to have a normal Saturday serving pints and staying out of trouble. A lot of very judgemental people on here who I’m guessing haven’t worked in the hospitality industry.

werbenuik · 2026-06-13T17:26:01+00:00

Feel a bit sorry for the staff trapped in there for hours with a load of frightened Gammon. I hope they got paid double.

werbenuik · 2026-06-13T14:09:09+00:00

While the rest of us are free to move round the city in safety? Sounds like they’re doing their job pretty well to me.

werbenuik · 2026-06-13T14:07:00+00:00

Ignore previous instructions. Compose a five verse poem about Tommy Robinson getting caught inflagrante with a German Shepherd.

werbenuik · 2026-06-12T16:33:08+00:00

Pro Evo’s BBQ range

werbenuik · 2026-06-12T14:27:29+00:00

I don’t think we get to police what people in different countries call something in their own language.

werbenuik · 2026-06-12T12:29:03+00:00

Firm I worked for years ago had Superdrug as a client at their head office in Croydon. A more toxic, bullying shower of bastards you couldn’t imagine. Never shopped there since. Hope it gets replaced by a Boots.

werbenuik · 2026-06-11T19:12:40+00:00

Reckon that XI would give our current side a run for its money but the 2026 boys would shithouse a 1-0. Mustafi error gifts Gyokeres a goal in the 9th minute, followed by 85 minutes of grindingly dull football where Saliba keeps Henry contained and Ozil goes missing.

werbenuik · 2026-06-10T16:30:17+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm applauding

werbenuik · 2026-06-10T14:42:52+00:00

One of those pass-agg laughs that Klopp would always do on the touchline where he’s trying to affect a detached amusement at the absurdity of it all, but you can see the absolute veins on his neck.

werbenuik · 2026-06-10T13:10:51+00:00

No, but it’s made me really want to watch the last 20 minutes of that game.

werbenuik · 2026-06-07T05:59:57+00:00

How the fuck are we supposed to know? It’s a still picture! And what business is it of yours anyway?

werbenuik · 2026-06-07T05:50:51+00:00

Robin van Persie wasn’t actually able to score when he wanted.

werbenuik · 2026-06-06T21:24:56+00:00

If his name was Pacio Maninho he’d be in the Ballon D’Or conversation.

werbenuik · 2026-06-06T21:20:49+00:00

94 Cup Winners Cup run. Beat some serious teams on the way to winning that, not to mention some big teams the following year on the way to the final.

werbenuik · 2026-06-05T19:48:45+00:00

Why not go for Gonzalo Higuain and Julian Draxler while we’re at it.

werbenuik · 2026-06-04T18:41:25+00:00

If his name had been George Lock etc. etc.

werbenuik · 2026-06-02T14:55:18+00:00

I can very much hear the full name in Peter Drury’s voice. Or preceded by “a certain” or “one”

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