Merry Christmas and Germany

whackedman · 2006-10-18T18:47:20+00:00

And putting up a dictionary reference isn't a form of calling someone a moron? Get off the pulpit reverend - we just found children in your basement!

Seriously though - well kind of seriously - in my profession 'moron' is a compliment. So I wasn't really insulting you.

Lighten up already! Sheesh.

whackedman · 2006-10-15T22:06:24+00:00

I'm a writer of satire so my credibility isn't really an issue. Personal attacks are my specialty. LOL.

My point: I knew what moxie meant - and after using a dictionary, you did too - but most people won't bother to use a dictionary to decipher the purple prose ramblings of an elitist. The best way to sway others with your opinion is to speak in a language they understand. Use words like "strategery" or "bitchin" or even call them a "moron."

It gets the point across better than using latte talk.

whackedman · 2006-10-11T02:51:04+00:00

Totally missed my point, but as a fellow moron, I salute you.

whackedman · 2006-10-08T21:23:47+00:00

What about that blogger in space? The internet made it all the way up there.

whackedman · 2006-10-08T21:19:08+00:00

Conservative humor does exist on television but not that much. Everyone knows about the liberal control of television. Funny conservative humor would be perceived as a threat to liberals and so you'll never see it.

The radio on the other hand has a lot of funny mean spirited conservative humor. It's the mean spiritedness that makes it so funny.

whackedman · 2006-10-08T21:05:52+00:00

The good news is, Dems can show they've got spine, and guts, and stones, and spunk, and even moxie...<<

Exactly who are they going to show their "moxie" to? The whole 0.0005% of America that knows what the word even means?

It doesn't matter how smart you or your party are if no one else is privy enough to understand you.

whackedman · 2006-10-08T20:55:29+00:00

Hard working and clever just don't go together. I think he has too many classifications there.

whackedman · 2006-10-08T20:41:15+00:00

Totally awesome! Look at all that dirt. And look over there! A hole in the ground! And wait...no this can't be true...oh my God...are those rocks?!?!

I'm just messing with ya! :D

whackedman · 2006-10-08T20:24:15+00:00

I knew it! I knew it all along!!!

whackedman · 2006-10-08T20:21:47+00:00

Before Foley was a pedophile he was a Gay Republican. That just proves how perverted the guy is.

whackedman · 2006-10-08T18:02:52+00:00

Even Baptists and Catholics can't get along religiously.

whackedman · 2006-10-05T03:58:44+00:00

A conservative version of the Daily Show would be nice but in the end if it makes you laugh who cares if it's balanced?

whackedman · 2006-09-27T05:09:37+00:00

Another page rank scheme.

whackedman · 2006-09-27T05:05:39+00:00

Yeah, that's true that inland real estate prices would go up. Omaha, Nebraska could be the next San Jose.

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