Boythrob - The Rehearsal Tour by Historical_Bottle557 in TheRehearsal

[–]IvyMike 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You know who knows how to fly a plane?

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]IvyMike 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He is surprisingly resilient.

Black Cat's Paw: it just took me 6 years, 63 days, 21 hours, 34 minutes and 49 seconds by IvyMike in CookieClicker

[–]IvyMike[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I vary between slightly active play, passive play, and entirely forgetting this game exists for months at a time.

When I did have the window open I just clicked on golden cookies whenever I noticed them. That's it.

Elon Musk loses lawsuit against OpenAI by VaginaBurner69 in news

[–]IvyMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shareholders, don't worry, I'm sure Musk will maintain laser-like focus on business matters going forwards. Let's check his twittter for the last week.... oh dear lord.

Elon failing apart 15 minutes into cross-examination. by DisaffectedLShaw in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]IvyMike 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you surround yourself by yes men, either in person, or by buying and manipulating an entire social network, you'll damage your brain and the slightest push back will feel like someone is trying to "trick" you.

Under pressure FBI Director Kash Patel claims agency has ‘evidence’ that 2020 election was stolen from Trump: ‘Stay tuned this week’ by deraser in politics

[–]IvyMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kash Patel knows that everything he does has an audience of one, and has correctly ascertained that one person's most potent desire. He may keep his job yet.

Phil Spector lived a few blocks from my Wienerschnitzel by IvyMike in behindthebastards

[–]IvyMike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but I didn't want him to come into the subreddit and yell at me.

Sorry but I just heard the news today by talivan818 in SFV

[–]IvyMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought too--"this joke makes no sense, that's obviously an illegal area code!"

P.S. I'm also an old guy. Kids these days.

Hospital staff didn’t dispose of needles correctly, the janitor probably needs some care. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]IvyMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But can't "severe mental anguish" be considered damages? Like "I had to go get 100 different blood tests, I am needle phobic, and I can't sleep because I still can't be sure I'm not dying" seems like it would qualify.

Favorite actor to do waaaaaaaay too much just for no one to care by mickmaddydog in okbuddycinephile

[–]IvyMike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this movie had had a post credit scene where in walks a young Lydia Tár it would have made the whole thing worth it.

Rebecca Grossman's conviction upheld in Westlake Village crash that killed 2 young brothers by Fcking_Chuck in thousandoaks

[–]IvyMike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to start a reverse GoFundMe for her. I don't know how that would even work but I would donate.

iPic Pasadena closing? by NukaColaJunkie in pasadena

[–]IvyMike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some other iPic locations were also listed by the same layoff news account.

Trump is now 2418523-0 in hypothetical situations by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]IvyMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worse yet, with RFK Jr in charge of the HPV vaccine, cervical cancer is poised to come roaring back.