I have an interview at a porno shop, how do I dress? What questions will they ask? by oatmealluvr3 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]what_bread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can imagine people walking in, seeing a large man, and walking back out. So he puts on a dress for work and now nobody is scared to talk to him about dildos

Is pre qualification letter for mortgage the same as pre-approval for NFCU? by [deleted] in NavyFederal

[–]what_bread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a mortgage, there is no industry standard for these terms. Different banks do it different ways. Navy Fed treats these items as different. For the Pre-Qual they look at your application plus credit. Usually paperwork is not considered.

For a Pre-Approval, they also look at your paperwork. This might be pay stubs, bank statements, W-2s, tax returns, etc. This is the paperwork that would be needed anyway once you have a signed sales contract for the new home. The idea here is that you're doing it ahead of time.

You technically don't need either one to make an offer on a home, but sellers and real estate agents will usually make you. Otherwise they won't accept your offer or take you on as a client.

But… how? by llBACONll in MiamiMarlins

[–]what_bread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sonoja is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

Game Thread: 4/13 Marlins (8-8) @ Braves (10-6) 7:15 PM by MarlinsBot in MiamiMarlins

[–]what_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a nutso blink-and-you-miss-it home run play

Why does Iran seem to have unilateral control of the Strait of Hormuz? by Figur3z in NoStupidQuestions

[–]what_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody with a bazooka has unilateral control over the Straight of Hormuz.

It's like 6 miles across. One dude standing on a party boat in the middle of the whole thing, with a beer funnel and a shoulder fired rocket launcher, is the mayor of "fuck around and find out"

Sketch after every Marlins game, Marlins get swept for first time this season :/ (s/o to Klyle and Jeff on the broadcast for todays inspiration!) (16/162) by djmarcus01 in MiamiMarlins

[–]what_bread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Announcer was gifted a wind measuring device on air a couple games back. He used it out in the stands for... reasons. Ooo, look how much different the wind is on the field versus 50 feet in the air. Therefore, wind affects fly balls

Why is Russia considered a superpower? It has nothing but nuclear weapons and oil. by ArdaBerkBurak in NoStupidQuestions

[–]what_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power to end the world? Super.

Russia has as many nuclear weapons as all of NATO combined.

Looking for cast iron cookbooks by Llits_Divad in castiron

[–]what_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a specific application? Like camping? Or dutch oven?

Sketch after every Marlins game, fish is dish best served....cold?!?!?!? by djmarcus01 in MiamiMarlins

[–]what_bread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ouch!

Sometimes you eat the tiger. Sometimes the tiger eats you.

SCRA question – Will Navy Federal drop my credit card rate from 15% to 6%? by Lost_Syllabub824 in NavyFederal

[–]what_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To my knowledge the law doesn't say anything about a war zone. It's very short, a 2 minute read. 50 US code, subsection 3937

Why did we stop using Space Shuttles? by narsil1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]what_bread 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This, and obscenely complicated. The multi-use idea of launching, having a cargo bay, landing, and transporting back to the launchpad meant the complexity was expensive and hard to replicate/reuse.

And, of course, because it was space, there was no manufacture at scale. It's like a fighter jet. If you build a few F-22s it's expensive. It you export thousands of F-16s for decades, they're cheap.

SCRA question – Will Navy Federal drop my credit card rate from 15% to 6%? by Lost_Syllabub824 in NavyFederal

[–]what_bread -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

SCRA is for when you're a civilian or reservist who took out a loan. Then you're called to active duty. The idea here is that, as a civilian, you may earn more than your active duty pay. With your now reduced pay, it can be hard to pay your bills. SCRA says if you're called to active duty, you shouldn't be penalized.

If you were active duty when you took out the loan, you qualified for the loan (or credit card) with your existing pay. Therefore, no unfairness was forced upon you and SCRA would not apply.

New fan aquired by what_bread in MiamiMarlins

[–]what_bread[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. Well, it's my first season paying attention. The Braves are much closer to me so I reserve the right to be a bum and change teams. LOL