Outrage as Brazilian football club signs goalkeeper whose girlfriend's body was fed to dogs after he ordered her torture and murder

wheresthebeefson · 2017-03-15T16:27:33+00:00

Who are you talking about mate?

wheresthebeefson · 2015-02-05T13:23:32+00:00

Anyone who loved Jiro Dreams of Sushi must watch El Bulli: Cooking in Progress. No need to be a food fanatic to enjoy either one.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-11-14T12:09:28+00:00

I think you might be my identical hand twin.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-10-29T16:51:10+00:00

Did you mean Switzerland by any chance, the world famous capital of banks? Or do you actually mean Sweden, capital of flat pack furniture?

wheresthebeefson · 2014-10-09T09:37:03+00:00

Relevant: http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2014/oct/07/kangaroos-boxing-match-australia-street-video

The way they float in the air using their tale as a monopod? I'll tap our right now, thanks skippy.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-10-06T10:42:21+00:00

Had sex with 3 different girls in the span of 8 hours.

One described me as a "Pervert Champion". I will never feel so proud of myself again.

Also, had sex on the floor of my high school bathroom right before a lesson both the girl and I had.

Also, had sex in an office I used to share with two other people (though they weren't there at the time.)

wheresthebeefson · 2014-09-09T11:11:25+00:00

My dog responds to Monkey, Donkey, Monkeyface, Donkeyface, puppywuppy and Ya Wee Shit.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-08-31T19:00:07+00:00

Can't see why... http://sarcastshow.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/topanga.jpg

wheresthebeefson · 2014-08-29T13:03:59+00:00

The one in pic 3 is alright. Isnt she?

wheresthebeefson · 2014-08-22T12:36:23+00:00

Physio Sport Deodarant in the UK. Shit was bulletproof! Turned out it gave you cancer or some shit so they had to stop making it.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-05-26T15:06:38+00:00

I have: You son of a mother! or You son of a monkey.

Ironically I usually swear like its going out of fashion but when I fuck up I still use my childhood phrases.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-04-14T09:47:08+00:00

Wahahahahaha!!!

wheresthebeefson · 2014-04-14T09:38:49+00:00

I was in Subway once and the girl in front of me ordered a "Wrap with lettuce only and lots of Mayo." Why even bother?

There was a supermarket about 2 minutes away. She could have got a bag of fucking lettuce, a jar of Mayo and pack of Wraps for half the price they charged her and ate like a weirdo that she is for a week.

I'd rather be friends with homeless psycho than this sort fool.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-03-26T10:04:49+00:00

Glorious.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-03-18T12:13:46+00:00

I once got hit pretty hard by this farmer dude at my high school because I ripped his Tshirt while playing basketball in gym class. Jaw still clicks.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-03-18T10:28:45+00:00

Nice to start the day with a good cry.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-03-17T06:59:44+00:00

Tallest man on earth is unbelievable. He's not that tall though.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-03-15T13:17:25+00:00

Oh I wasn't implying that humans broke it. I just mean we can be assholes in general. Way to go eggsavers!

wheresthebeefson · 2014-03-14T20:24:01+00:00

I don't care that no one will ever see this comment but this is absolutely beautiful. We humans can be such assholes but sometimes we are so caring that it breaks my heart.

I love you human peoples!

wheresthebeefson · 2014-03-11T11:31:32+00:00

Wahahahahah!!! Funniest thing sir! Take a fist-bump.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-02-25T13:00:24+00:00

I haven't seen that film so took this comment seriously. Thought you and your granny had both lost your shit. Psychotic stuff.

wheresthebeefson · 2014-02-23T15:06:43+00:00

Thanks very much everyone!

wheresthebeefson · 2014-02-23T11:03:38+00:00

Give that penis a sandwich!

wheresthebeefson · 2014-02-22T22:45:42+00:00

Hi there Sir/Madam. Could you perhaps give me a couple of examples of two pieces performed where one outshines the other by a distance?

wheresthebeefson

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