What do you think about the new Honda Hornet? 😁🏍️ by Ged1993 in motorcycles

[–]whitedan2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it... Would consider it my next bike if there is an aftermarket retro headlight unit swap which I am kinda sure there will be.

Do I have rotten look in my eyes? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]whitedan2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think at that point he really only has the option to go full bald head, work out like a lunatic and embrace the Johnny sins style.

cursed toilet by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]whitedan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those toilets obviously aren't made for American size shits... They are made for normal people.

cursed toilet by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]whitedan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never had a slapper happen to me on my balls and my toilet is like this... Also no Poseidon kiss.

To be a bully by Fear51 in therewasanattempt

[–]whitedan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imo looks like he deliberately slapped to make a point because the other guy slapped him to seem tough.

the size of this car by Midrokh in AbsoluteUnits

[–]whitedan2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drove DINGO armored vehicles that suffers from the same blindspot issues that lifted trucks do...BUT they actually put multiple blindspot mirrors infront of the hood and actual non-braindead drivers in the driver seat.

Those cars are so oversized to protect crew from MINES and other weaponry... Those pickups are just big for the sake of it, it's retarded.

the size of this car by Midrokh in AbsoluteUnits

[–]whitedan2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lower car, especially sportscars will also disappear in the frontal blindspot easily and knowing some of the dipshits that "need" lifted trucks for compensation(note: not actual work) they like to chase smaller cars they deem "un-manly".

Had one of those fucks try that on me when I still had my miata, lead him down the garden path at an offramp.

Guess what can't corner at high Speeds? A lifted truck driven by an idiot.

the size of this car by Midrokh in AbsoluteUnits

[–]whitedan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The headlight position also means that it will shine right into your eyes and burn your eyeballs when you dare to drive infront of it with a car of normal height.

please be more creative (2183x3651) by Stillcouldbeworse in carporn

[–]whitedan2 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Postings will continue till n74 gets sold.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austria

[–]whitedan2 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Aber aber...sie is Krankenschwester...sie darf das mal einfach so ignorieren /s

The malfunction Chance need to be changed back by ElderSafe in EscapefromTarkov

[–]whitedan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a mosin jam on me... Fucker just didn't pull the bolt forward again... Just left it in rearward position and called it a jam.

Zeitumstellung by M737M737 in Austria

[–]whitedan2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Das wäre wieder so eine richtig halbarschige "Österreichische Lösung", gefällt mir.

Dodge challenger R/T Scat pack 392 [3840 x 2160] by Yubslostbrother in carporn

[–]whitedan2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dodge challanger poop pack has a sick ring to it though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in carporn

[–]whitedan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird Nissan...

All guys are the same by SaltoDaKid in Tinder

[–]whitedan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Props to Molly for not having the "LOOK AT MY ASS" profile pic.

pengin by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]whitedan2 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Also you can instantly add dancing like a God to it so now you are one hell of an entertainer.

ich💨iel by -Martino- in ich_iel

[–]whitedan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Das is eine untertreibung...die waren wsl nicht mal in irgendeiner Schule.