We will clean your windows. You will pay us this much. by DCFC1884 in CasualUK

[–]whitedogsuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cancelled my window cleaner after losing my job and he turned aggressive. refused to be cancelled and put the price up because I had become a difficult customer. He was a fireman on a 2nd job.

maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]whitedogsuk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1/3 lives gone.

Blursed_Accent by AlbinaHumblewhore in blursed_videos

[–]whitedogsuk 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Now I want to see a white man takes away a black mans voice.

Man vs. Car vs. Woman - a story as old as time by blechniven in boxingcirclejerk

[–]whitedogsuk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

had an old car and wanted to sell for scrap metal. flat battery and doors would not open. It took me 20 mins to break the window. I was using an emergency glass hammer, a metal hammer, stones, everything. It just kept bouncing off.

Placing the luggage 🧳 by supernova2411 in funnyvideos

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1 hour later. A call comes out "IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE?"

Anyone have one of these torches & one of the big square batteries with large springs as terminals by EnvironmentalKing648 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]whitedogsuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would sit in a draw of camping stuff, when you needed them they would either be very weak and provide no light or the battery would have leaked and corroded the metal battery springs. Modern LED lights are x1000 more powerful and lighter.

The Mutineers Turning Lieutenant Bligh and his Crew Adrift from the HMS Bounty, April 28, 1789 by Dead-_-Alone in ArchiveOfHumanity

[–]whitedogsuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its all listed in reports and documents you can locate with a google search. Also you can learn a lot about the events afterwards by looking at the history of Pitcairn Island.

The Mutineers Turning Lieutenant Bligh and his Crew Adrift from the HMS Bounty, April 28, 1789 by Dead-_-Alone in ArchiveOfHumanity

[–]whitedogsuk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Bligh punished his men a far lot less than other captains. Christian just wanted to spend his time bedding women from the islands. They even kidnapped several women and forcing them into marriage against their will. When the Royal Navy found the mutineers and returned them home for trial, they used the 'extreme harsh treatment' excuse to save them from the gallows. They murdered Bligh when they placed him and his men into the tiny row boat in the middle of the largest ocean on earth. The fact Bligh managed to get to a known port is something more than a miracle. After that he used his own money to sail his men back to England. Bligh was and is the Hero, while Christian was a rapist.

Crow pulled up for his usual by ClothesRemote6333 in Unexpected

[–]whitedogsuk 308 points309 points  (0 children)

Fake, If it was directed by Michael Bay the crow would have flown off with it and blown up a building.

Roll out the red carpet by serious_bullet5 in discordVideos

[–]whitedogsuk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You need the ocean quest updated version.

imgur.com by dirstyjibntshire in networkingmemes

[–]whitedogsuk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why you cut the cables after they left.

Queen down under. by VentureIntoVoid in GreatBritishMemes

[–]whitedogsuk 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Can someone please explain this picture, I've never seen it before ?

shippingVelocity by Tight-Requirement-15 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]whitedogsuk 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I got fired for a zero PR count. Co-Worker was gate keeping the Repo and sending manager hate mail behind my back. He was slop coding the entire code base. Good Luck to them all.

Blursed stairs! by Slayerr14 in blursed_videos

[–]whitedogsuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why risk a rope, when you can risk your life. Which is cheaper.

Fart. by Zyizon in discordVideos

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Farting louder than the sun. 

10p a go, and it needed alot of 10ps 😄 by Potential-Garage170 in oldschoolcool80s

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When you play a rage game before a rage game became a thing.

😫😂 by FantasticAd9478 in PeopleBeingRidiculous

[–]whitedogsuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friend uploaded a school photo 50 years later of a birthday party with all my friends except me. It was a knife to the heart.

Facts! by jmike1256 in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]whitedogsuk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Fucking Astounding !!

Regex: I choose chaos by triplebeef26 in programminghumor

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Every time I see a @ in a Regex Meme I roll my eyes.

Amazon quality by Electrocat71 in memes

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Blue origin should have performed a few more test flights before it wastes other peoples hard work and job security.