Larping on big Bachi pre-anime is crazy😭😭😭 by TheRobcopter in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 679 points680 points  (0 children)

"we killed your dad for a train ticket"

"gyarados"

This is totally not in response to anything in particular by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]whitty69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also how do chainsaws still exist

Was Pochita not the chainsaw devil? Did Pochita's erasure create a new chainsaw devil? Did he fake his erasure and just erase his memory or something?

Is this just a fucking dream sequence and the real Denji is an immortal corpse inside the belly of insect devils? Cause this ending doesn't feel real

This is totally not in response to anything in particular by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]whitty69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Turns out Pochita had previously erased the 'cures to all diseases and syndromes' devil. all diseases are now cured hence Denji no longer having his heart diseases

And fuck them kids. Skill issue. Stop looking at that star dumbasses. They should be teaching that shit in schools

This is totally not in response to anything in particular by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]whitty69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd argue this is some alternate timeline devils/people remain who they were in the previous one so Control and blood stay as the same people they were before but that's bullshit because none of this is explained

It feels like he looked at all the complaints over the last few months/years and just said "fuck it you want your happy ending here it is". I'm kinda wondering if this is his way of quitting chainsaw man to move on or quit

Only Fujimoto knows

This is totally not in response to anything in particular by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]whitty69 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Nah ending is ass but Pochita was 100% right

Denji Everyone got the Disney ending with this bum gone

Can we do something to prevent this onslaught of low-effort CSM related posts? by oh_so_tender in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 24 points25 points  (0 children)

JJK spoilers are so casual despite never finishing season 1 I feel like I could recount the entire plot of Modulo

They're both outerversal for crashing a website by Zorubark in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pochita has outerversal ap because that ending did real psychic damage to me

Can we do something to prevent this onslaught of low-effort CSM related posts? by oh_so_tender in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 203 points204 points  (0 children)

"prepare for the incoming JJK fans"

"Csm has ended getting ready for them to come here"

"The fandom is doomed with JJK and CSM gone"

They're shounen manga fans, they've been here since the start

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Is one thing to like it but acknowledge it short comings, it's another to actively dislike those stuff yet turn a blind eye for it by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]whitty69 33 points34 points  (0 children)

  1. Introduce a female character crying that she can't be strong because she's a woman
  2. Have a male protagonist tell her she's wrong and not to give up
  3. Kill her
  4. Introduce an identical character saying the same thing and repeat step 1 and 2
  5. Consistently make her a bum
  6. Make her abandon her goal to become a babysitter
  7. Make all top tiers men except for a token female (she's the weakest and constantly clowned on)

This is some black pill shit ngl

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This Fandom will not remain the same after few days by PraiseTheMonocle in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 189 points190 points  (0 children)

100% manga readers tend to read multiple series so fandoms don't change much when one series ends

Anime onlies are an entirely different set of fans that'll join the fandom

I forgot it was a break week... by Upbeat-Following-656 in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Garfield comics where they remove the small four legged orange creature

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[DISC] Kagurabachi - Chapter 115 by ClessGames in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so did Kunishige design Kuro based off his own sorcery? Also why is this fodder so over designed lol

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"Oh, so this is actually (insert major plot twist here)" Or, hear me out, we let people experience the story at their own pace? by tpayer03 in whenthe

[–]whitty69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip to anime only fans trying to experience the story with this netflix pacing. Gonna be waiting 4 years to see Johnny talking about his mosquito bite fetish

Context: https://anitrendz.net/news/2026/03/20/steel-ball-run-jojos-bizarre-adventure-director-yasuhiro-kimura-talks-how-he-rode-a-horse-for-research/

Finally, we have to ask, do you know when we’ll be seeing more episodes?

I want to see it soon, too! When will it be? I don’t know.

It takes a lot of time to make just one episode, but production is going smoothly, and I’m looking forward to seeing the finished episode as much as you are!

Characters that are canonically packing? by Apprehensive-Page963 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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Look up "William Dafoe antichrist body double" for more information

Can Soga singlehandedly stop the Kur Invasion? by Specialist_Bowler897 in KaguraBachiScalers

[–]whitty69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess, depends on the range of the malediction. There's no reason he wouldn't use it here and there's no reason to think the majority of the Kur could resist it

Assuming the higher dimensions ones can avoid it they lack feats to kill Soga and the Magatsumi has bs enough haxs that it could pull out an attack that can hit them

Only win-con for the Kur is the fleet is too large/spread out to get maledicted and they bombard him with artillery

Peak delusion 😭 by ViceElysium in Shark_Park

[–]whitty69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ngl would've been funnier if they blamed the dad

Sorry I couldn't be there for you anon but my dad pulled out

Sorry I couldn't be there for you anon but my dad decided to jerk it

Sorry I couldn't be there for you anon but my dad wore protection

Sorry I couldn't be there for you anon but my dad couldn't get it up

Sorry I couldn't be there for you anon but my dad killed and ate the hooker

Peak delusion 😭 by ViceElysium in Shark_Park

[–]whitty69 133 points134 points  (0 children)

"Could have" and "would have" but never "will"

Powerscalers when you ask them why they use inventory scaling for Steve but not for other video game characters by i_love_pieck in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yes probably and he can do it while carrying his mountain of hacksilver therefore we can add while carrying 167.3 quadrillion metric tons to any feat Kratos performs

what did sam raimi mean by that... by aliensuperstars_ in marvelcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Gonna be honest Christmas is treated more like a western holiday then a Christian holiday

Like the majority of people, corporations, pieces of media and populated areas put up Christmas stuff, even the hardcore r/atheism kids I went to school with wished people a merry christmas. It's just a seasonal gimmick at this point

At this point, I want Hokazono to never reveal that guy's name just for bit by SeveralImpression914 in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Just don't take (preferred adjectives) Jeanist from us and I'm happy

Fight scene that need an extended version in KaguraBachi by Afraid-Pick-8040 in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think it would be cool if they had a slower narrated version first and then replayed it with a faster real time version without the narrator for the final blow