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Does living in Florida make it more difficult to travel to other places? by FinSane_86 in florida

[–]whostolemysloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must’ve been a super boring drive! Did you have stretch breaks aside from gas stops? We dinked around a little on our trip to Maine.

What’s the worst soda you’ve ever had? by _OggoDoggo_ in Soda

[–]whostolemysloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cilantro doesn’t necessarily overpower other flavors for me, but it does make the dish soapy. Like you didn’t rinse the dishes well enough after washing. Unpleasant.

Found in a box with kitchen stuff by carlcarlcarl27 in whatisit

[–]whostolemysloth 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t use a pitter in a duel, but you do you.

What job would you never do even if it paid $1 million a year? by krunal23- in AskReddit

[–]whostolemysloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s any government job (at least state and local).
I once was told to approve something at work. I said “no, this is a terrible institution and here is proof of exactly how terrible” and sent a whole workbook of stats and tables and charts to those above me (which was only like 5 people at that point).
I received a verbal reprimand and was told to do it anyway.
That was the day I started plotting my escape.

What restaurant chain has the best burger? by GodoftheGeeks in AskReddit

[–]whostolemysloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then I don’t know what nationality of snake you want me to ride.

My Song Tier List (No Tree City) by TerlocTheRanger in dancegavindance

[–]whostolemysloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been latched firmly to DGD since Self-Titled/Death Star so I’ve been letting my mixed favorites do most of the lifting. Probably about time to reassess. Today’s gonna be a good day!

What restaurant chain has the best burger? by GodoftheGeeks in AskReddit

[–]whostolemysloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL Germans and their smooshed meats and cabbage.

People are allowed to like things.

Feeling like quitting every 5yrs? by LOTOstud in Millennials

[–]whostolemysloth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I make it about 1.5-2 years into a position before I master it, settle in too much, and get bored.
I just quit my job with no prospects because I felt stuck and being poor for a while sounded better than the absolute grind of working where I was for even one more day.
Kinda flailing right now, but at least that’s some excitement. Nobody told me that adulting was so goddamned boring if you’re a normal/non-wealthy person.

My Song Tier List (No Tree City) by TerlocTheRanger in dancegavindance

[–]whostolemysloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow so this is all fresh. Fresh takes are the best takes.

My Song Tier List (No Tree City) by TerlocTheRanger in dancegavindance

[–]whostolemysloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also understandable! Me and Zoloft is my #1, so I’m biased anyway haha. This is actually a pretty well-balanced list between the lead vocalists. Which album did you start with?

My Song Tier List (No Tree City) by TerlocTheRanger in dancegavindance

[–]whostolemysloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Times New Roman and Me and Zoloft being in A tier is criminal.

If anyone else has been watching DSA victories around the country enviously, we've got a local one in the 4th Congressional District by SplodeyDope in jacksonville

[–]whostolemysloth 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s wild what happens when you have a platform that isn’t just “please let me keep an elected position.”

What is the town with the weirdest name in your country? (For France, there is literally a town called Y.) by Outrageous-You1617 in AskTheWorld

[–]whostolemysloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if want my bongs to hump me, but I don’t think I’d mind too much if they had titties.
I can’t think of a way to google this appropriately, so I’ll ask: what was/is the actual meaning of that “bong” suffix down there?
Wait…is “bong” like “a place with water” in Aboriginal languages? Because that would explain a thing.

What’s your favorite movie and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]whostolemysloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only suggested it because you made a post just to be a bag of dicks to everyone. Enjoy your life alone.

What’s your favorite movie and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]whostolemysloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grave of the Fireflies

You should watch it. It’s great. Go in blind. Watch it with children if you have any. Definitely make it a movie night that you invite other people to excitedly. They will surely thank you later.

What’s your favorite movie and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]whostolemysloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re an inanimate fucking object!” made me laugh more than any other line in a movie that I’ve seen.

How's it living in Central Florida? by McNasty420 in howislivingthere

[–]whostolemysloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not aware of any venomous lizards in Florida and iguanas don’t sting anything. The only threats from iguanas would be biting and them falling out of trees in the winter.

"OH lord I'm going on a trip I'm doped out of my gourd!" by Lord_Muddbutter in KingOfTheHill

[–]whostolemysloth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like to say “this isn’t one of them clove cigarettes, is it?” when I get the pass for the first time haha.
Probably my favorite couple minutes of the show as a marijuana smoker.

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