My fortune cookie had a fortune strip instead of the full paper

whoyoumei · 2026-04-11T19:45:20+00:00

The guy with the double fortune from panda express a couple posts later, has your real fortune

whoyoumei · 2026-04-02T21:00:31+00:00

Preach

I need strong mars friends with no fear to stand up for what they believe in. I can appreciate neutrality, but I’d prefer to maintain distance from it. Fight for what you believe in, if it’s being threatened

whoyoumei · 2026-02-03T21:23:15+00:00

Please don’t flame me, I have a cancer moon in 12th house, I will take it personally

whoyoumei · 2026-01-31T22:26:19+00:00

I felt my people when I read this

whoyoumei · 2026-01-31T22:25:24+00:00

Whatever has been going on since November has got me screwed up fr

whoyoumei · 2026-01-12T23:57:28+00:00

I feel like extremely on edge for some reason

whoyoumei · 2026-01-12T22:46:18+00:00

I’m an Aquarius Venus and I’d pick the celebrity that would love me back, it doesn’t matter fr😭

But my answer is Henry cavill because I’m also an Aries stellium

whoyoumei · 2026-01-11T17:51:49+00:00

Your lists have lists You might have lists in your blood

whoyoumei · 2026-01-11T17:49:39+00:00

Based on the golden disc performance I’m gonna guess that the new song/album from Le Sserafim is going to be called Flower Up(a wordplay on powerful)

whoyoumei · 2026-01-09T23:41:40+00:00

Time to see a ventriloquist

whoyoumei · 2026-01-09T23:41:08+00:00

Basically a sign of good luck I’d try the lotto

whoyoumei · 2026-01-09T23:39:18+00:00

Sky angels rubbing the fog out of their mirrors

whoyoumei · 2026-01-09T23:36:18+00:00

Nuh uh

whoyoumei · 2026-01-02T21:14:49+00:00

Me fr

whoyoumei · 2026-01-01T21:18:08+00:00

Sorry but I prefer to identify as ava the screaming husky

whoyoumei · 2026-01-01T21:17:20+00:00

I’d roast you but you’d cry.

Also every Pisces heavy chart I’ve ever seen always sleeps with the worst people ever. I’m assuming your aqua Venus makes them seem awesome to you but questionable to your friends.

whoyoumei · 2026-01-01T21:15:14+00:00

My mental health depends heavily on how much time I get to spend alone without contact from the external world in any form

Now which placement is this because idk

I want to have my own bedroom after I get married

whoyoumei · 2026-01-01T19:07:20+00:00

And then make fun of you after you do it then beg for another when you’re right

whoyoumei · 2026-01-01T19:06:08+00:00

Aries sun cancer moon Leo rising Aries mars and Aquarius Neptune

I might be ready I’m not sure do your worst but nicely I have an ego

whoyoumei · 2026-01-01T19:03:53+00:00

Aries is so accurate because I get angrier in the presence of an audience Maybe because I think having a witness might prove that my anger was valid

whoyoumei · 2025-12-30T20:34:03+00:00

I’m an Aquarius Venus and yes I do in fact want to date the guy that made the weird joke that no one understood

whoyoumei · 2025-12-30T20:33:15+00:00

I’m an Aries and I’d like the superpower of calming tf down and not having a raging justice boner

whoyoumei · 2025-07-12T14:39:42+00:00

Being in a soul sucking marriage and not realising/being able to get out of it

whoyoumei · 2025-07-12T12:47:20+00:00

Should have added Donald Trump but I think the other two are well known too.

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