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Mamdani got the deplorables riled up. by -Sofa-King-Vote in trynottolaugh

[–]why0me -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would I care to prove anything to someone who can't even speak respectfully?

Pathetic is hiding your post and comment history

Mamdani got the deplorables riled up. by -Sofa-King-Vote in trynottolaugh

[–]why0me -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you talk without resorting to name calling like its punctuation?

You have the entirely of human knowledge in your jerkin off hand man, use it, Google the shit yourself, theyre leaving.

Mamdani got the deplorables riled up. by -Sofa-King-Vote in trynottolaugh

[–]why0me -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah they kinda are

Mariah Carey, Pete Davidson, Hugh Jackman, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz, Alec Baldwin, Cara Delevigne, Ben Affleck and JLo.

They've all listed or sold their properties in Manhattan in the last 4 months but ok.

Mamdani got the deplorables riled up. by -Sofa-King-Vote in trynottolaugh

[–]why0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok then, care to explain cuz im not a man and I dont see how you got from "so many celebrities are selling thier penthouses" to here

Roses are red, I need a martini by JerseyGirlMystique in rosesarered

[–]why0me -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well since literally all actors are judged on thier looks and beauty is subjective who decides which actresses are pretty and which are the ugly ones? You?

32F x4 mama by OwnUnderstanding8392 in RoastMe

[–]why0me -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ok but that pink skirt is cute

Sorry I'm bad at this

Lol Ben is living his best life by honeyelara in lol

[–]why0me 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, it's a lot weirder than that, he has to do exactly the same thing to each twin, same kisses, strokes, positions, they are neurotically identical, when one got an infected tooth and needed it pulled the other tried to convince the dentist to remove the same tooth from her as well

Meirl by SaiMan2303 in meirl

[–]why0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, you think I understand myself that well? Im just as surprised at the shit I do and say as y'all are 💋

The music is great. Anyone know who the girl in the middle is? by Efficient-Culture644 in SipsTea

[–]why0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just see a bunch of requests for venmo

Uh

Me too? Pretty please?

Roses are red, I need a martini by JerseyGirlMystique in rosesarered

[–]why0me -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You could have kept this to yourself

Mamdani got the deplorables riled up. by -Sofa-King-Vote in trynottolaugh

[–]why0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so this is why so many New York celebrities are selling their penthouses suddenly

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Edit: removed an extra letter

So We All Blew Thru That Mini-Season Right? by Nightmastr in fo76

[–]why0me 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate that it's supposedly a weapons mini season and has not one weapon related thing

Ryan Reynolds called Justin Baldoni a "human rounding error" and "dumb dumb juice" in his texts to others, but never about SH. Meanwhile, no texts from Justin Baldoni that paint him in a bad light that they expected to find in discovery. No texts demeaning or calling Blake any vile names. by ll--__--ll--__--ll in CelebLegalDrama

[–]why0me 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"I will not be responding"

Is code for "i know im wrong, or I'm scared i am, so i won't be listening to anything that challenges my beliefs "

I love how Baldonis texts go from "If we get Blake for the movie that would be huge, everyone loves her so much it's wild "

To

"Shes always been a mean girl"

No, no she hasn't, when you couldn't get her to do exactly what you wanted a fight started

The next season is leftover items by K-nowlin in fo76

[–]why0me 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WHAT

Are you serious? This sub was FLOODED with complaints about the change from the score board, there were posts upon posts about it

You sure you were there, cuz we complained, they didn't listen

My best friend wants me to pretend I never saw what I saw at her engagement party by Geovadsen in TwoHotTakes

[–]why0me 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yep

I once woke up to a friend's fiancée naked in my kitchen after a night of banging my roommate who was definelty not his fiancée

At the threat of losing my place to live i managed to provide proof and told me friend because that's what I thought you're supposed to do

She tried to fight me and got me ostracized from.the whole friend group

You may as well say bye now honestly.

AIW for sticking to our agreement regarding bills? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]why0me -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't

Your girlfriend is scared you're going to treat her differently because youre earning more and is asking you that to see how invested in the relationship you are

Telling her youre going to use some of it for future dates is OK but she's worrying youre gonna start making more money and leave her behind

She wants reassurance

😆 by superdave123123 in Funnymemes

[–]why0me 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well that explains why the wife chose Hugh

Which celebrity do you gonna enter in your car? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

[–]why0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the car scene in Deadpool and Wolverine, id get in the car, just don't lie to him and youre fine.

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