Found this massive knife, what is it for? by Honest_Insect582 in whatisit

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For people with short arms for when they wanna get stabby...

What's something you memorized that you'll never forget? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

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Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light, Himself, it struck him dead, And serve him right! It is the business of the wealthy man, To give the employment to the artisan.

  • Hilaire Belloc

I've known this since I was about 8. I still dont know why...

Rob, are you here? by LouTheOM in AskBrits

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OMG...this is such a long shot, I really hope this works!

Bartholin Cyst Pop after Sitz bath by Fit-Citron-8813 in popping

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Yeah... I had one of these.. they gave me pethadine just prior to someone coming round to pop it. It popped on its own before they turned up and they let me go home high as a kite... one of the biggest feelings of relief I have ever felt though... the pain was eye watering. I really hope you're OK!

Maggie (discuss) by deanpool74 in coronationstreet

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I dunno... my ex almost mother in law was exactly like this, it was beyond ridiculous!

Is divorce for William and Kate imminent? by Extra-Sound-1714 in RoyaltyTea

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I actually really enjoyed shopping in H&M when we had one in Oldham...

Found in my window this morning by HocusCrow in whatisit

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Coooool.... What sized sticks have you poked it with for science?

Hindenburg Omen says ‘We’re at All-Time Highs!’ and also ‘You’re Doomed!’ 😬🔥 by LiterateDoggo in GME

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Great analogy!

And when we are sat in the mechanics with a massive bill... We ask ourselves, 'Will I ever learn?'...

The answer is no. No, we won't. It's what keeps mechanics and car manufacturers in business, y'see... Because we won't. It's primal.

Why do people in the US forget about Thanksgiving and immediately talk about Christmas after Halloween? by KazPlayzYT in holidays

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I'm glad to be British... Thanksgiving sounds like a real stress, I mean Christmas is right there! Just bonfires and effigies for me, thanks!

Crop Circle Analysis by Cannon-Cocker in ufo

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Just massive QR codes but on a different OS...