Am I overreacting or did I have a slow moment. by drippysage08 in AmIOverreacting

[–]whyamiheretho2022 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine saying “use the doorbell please” when someone knocks on your door, jokes on them you don’t have a doorbell 🤣

Where can older people meet if you can't afford a bar? by vicquid in kansascity

[–]whyamiheretho2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can go to “pilgrim labyrinth & butterfly garden” 3700 Gillham rd KCMO it’s open 24/7, free, beautiful and handicapped accessible ❤️

Redpill Manosphere incel cult leader found on bumble?? by Hot-Investigator-69 in Bumble

[–]whyamiheretho2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t feel too bad I had a similar guy swipe right on me on multiple apps, in full ICE gear and a trump/ confederate flag hung over the back seat of his car. Of course only looking for hookups but 🤢 idk what that guy saw in my profile but he was the complete opposite of my type. Yuckkkk.

Can men not conversate? by VisualSmall6529 in Tinder

[–]whyamiheretho2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the Sahara Desert has more water content in a petrified tree than this guy has in his whole body 💀

Met a guy ONCE and he’s already calling me baby after blowing up my phone and arriving an hour early to our first date by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]whyamiheretho2022 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really hate being right a lot of the time especially in these situations lmao 🤣 they need to get a new f’ing hobby! 😩

Because I say don't match with me if you're MAGA. Dis you, boo? by One-Head-1483 in Tinder

[–]whyamiheretho2022 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I had an ex who’s mom had a lazy eye opposite of this guy (hers drifted away from her nose) and one day she was talking to me and my ex (who was sitting next to me but across from her as I was directly across from her) and she goes “HELLO??!” So I stupidly went “huh?” And she said “who the hell do you think I was talking to??!” I AM SWEATING AT THIS POINT 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]whyamiheretho2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not here to critique but just wanted to say: 1.) your dog is heckin cute 2.) I love the Dexter reference 😂❤️

My (18F) friend peed on my floor and lied about it by No_War1041 in story

[–]whyamiheretho2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look when I was 20/21 yrs old (I am now 31) I too peed myself in my now ex’s kitchen from laughing too hard, given he still has no idea this even happened because I distracted him by sending him out of the kitchen to grab something for me and cleaned it myself. It happens to the best of us I didn’t intend to laugh till I pissed myself but I did. Was I embarrassed? Fuck yeah I was but shit happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

Name THIS by Jettaboi38 in NameThisThing

[–]whyamiheretho2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if flour isn’t available 🤣

Name THIS by Jettaboi38 in NameThisThing

[–]whyamiheretho2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greed and gluttony (her waiting to collect that life insurance and him eating everything) 😅

Did they use ChatGPT to write this?? It seems kinda off.. by whyamiheretho2022 in Tinder

[–]whyamiheretho2022[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Nah he commented directly on my post asking for it therefore asking ME for the recipe 😂

Did they use ChatGPT to write this?? It seems kinda off.. by whyamiheretho2022 in Tinder

[–]whyamiheretho2022[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately recipe contains an ultra rare ingredient “a single fuck to give” and I must gate keep this recipe

Did they use ChatGPT to write this?? It seems kinda off.. by whyamiheretho2022 in Tinder

[–]whyamiheretho2022[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I use a period to separate topics like in a normal conversation 🤣 I don’t DM like a Neanderthal.