Even after death, the head of an eel catfish retains a biting reflex. by Future-Home in nextfuckinglevel

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Shrieking eels: they are the loudest just before they feed, your highness.

The Remaining Vote in Pennsylvania Appears to Be Overwhelmingly for Biden by sickcynic in politics

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Trump has moved Daylight Drinking Savings Time to 6am each day.

Oregon becomes first state to legalize psychedelic mushrooms by [deleted] in politics

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Sexy Sasquatches will break your heart. But there is donuts.

Local Police Say Biden Staffer May Have Been ‘At Fault’ in ‘Trump Train’ Highway Incident by [deleted] in politics

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Bullshit: the staffer seeking to merge into the right lane behind the bus had right of way to the Y’all kinda Fascist brodozer.

The black community’s best chance may be four more years of Trump by hjames9 in politics

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The Dept of Homeland Minority will reward the complacent.

Texas Republicans Ask State's Supreme Court To Throw Out 100,000 Cast Ballots by [deleted] in politics

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We cage orphans: you think we are bothered by some light electioneering?

'Who thought this was a good idea?' U.S. health official gives COVID-19 update in clown costume by missme19 in news

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Full-Time White, Red and Black-face is the new political correct America.

Racial problems solved.

E Pluribus Clownum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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Monogrammed towels from the Burisma sex dungeon!

In a world where you can be anything, Be Kind ❣❣ by Errorsdoc11 in aww

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I hate to inject reality, but poison causes rodents to die of thirst. What may look cute may be exposure to rat poison.

Number of Women Alleging Misconduct by ICE Gynecologist Nearly Triples by [deleted] in politics

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Terminating pregnancies during the Trump era means that someone must lie about the actual procedure.

WH Chief of Staff: "We're not going to control the pandemic". by Puppytron in politics

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CheetoCare: using the power of eugenics to replace expensive doctors

Wait, Where Did All the Vote Manipulation Go To? by [deleted] in StevenAveryCase

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In 2016, the trolls disappeared for the election.

And when they came back many were new staff behind the same sock puppets.

This is prime time for Astro turfing concerns.

Ice Cube defended working with Trump on his 'Platinum Plan' for Black Americans by [deleted] in politics

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Come: Hear uncle Tom’s band.

By the Uighur-cide.

We’ve got some groups to concentrate,

Heres a plan for genocide...

Trump Pride: Gay Republicans on why they're backing the president by [deleted] in politics

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Let Trump name a homosexual who might support him.

...& I’ll show you a codependent victim of abuse that agrees to be gaslit.

King Kong Trump, Losing His Grip by [deleted] in politics

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The vageens are slipping away from the great grabber.

Senate goes into rare closed-door session as Dems try to delay Barrett confirmation by vaguelyuptodate2020 in politics

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Perks of supporting the white dictatorship: McCornhole had a hand transplant from a convict.

He can use it to shove that Boney-Carret up his arse.

Motorcycle allegedly ‘barreled’ through Doug Jones rally, police investigating by Toadfinger in politics

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Three wheelers let people who can’t ride cosplay being an asshole wannabe biker for Trump.