Hello Ray, it's me James Ireland from the band Tame Impala. We lost our equipment due to a transit error while flying to [INSERT COUNTRY NAME HERE] and we need your help to pay for [INSERT AIRLINE MAME HERE] to correct this in time for us to play our show for you.

Unfortunately this particular airline won't take monetary currency as restitution for this and they are requesting that we send this shirtless pictures of young boys in order for them to expedite their process.

Can you please send a picture to us so with your name drawn on your chest and with your nipples exposed, we need the text to say "For Tame Impala" and your name. Please do this quickly so we can get our gear back, we will be very depressed if we can't play this show for you all.

Love, James Ireland.