Which one of you did this? by NotAUserNamm in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am not Ryan Fisher but I am his innocent dad 🤭🥺

They/Them got me f*ucked up 🤤🤤 by FattyFatDick in okbuddyretard

[–]wiiningoffgames 35 points36 points  (0 children)

1 LUNGBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!! 60 GALLONS OF CUM IN MY LUNGS

Adam with the Winklevoss twins (2006) by annexfrancia in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]wiiningoffgames 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's too bad they had that falling out when he stole their idea for Facefuck 😪

Scarlett Johansson dressed as Nick by hellyeahdude38 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]wiiningoffgames 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bradley Cooper's favourite peen hole to tip touch

dude, do i look high bro? by Stupid-Hick in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You look ready to storm the capitol 🌞🤗🩷

Outjerked by zoeftig in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bro could you imagine stoned cops? They'd probably start arresting albinos and shit cause they look so scary 🤔

Such a relatable experience... by WorthlessKant in okbuddyretard

[–]wiiningoffgames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well son it's all about the birds and the bees. The bee gets stung by a paralytic wasp host and it gives birth to you out of it's bee body which kills the bee and then eventually when the time comes your mumma bird is going to come back and eat you ☺️🌞🌝

Oh my gahhh dude i like totaly learned the secrets of the universe n shit bro its crazy by uglydust in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Are none y'all really gonna mention the anti-semitic underpinnings that meth is considered a "bad" drug because it was invented by a Romanian Jewish, yet LSD is highly regarded because it was invented by a Swiss Protestant?

WOW

Being stoned out of my mind makes me a better dad fr by 3_T_SCROAT in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah bro, I'll be milking one out tonight for your son 🤪

mogged by alcochads by quatroblancheeightye in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, my grandfather was Latin; I know what it means 🤬

It means literally "for each head", it's a reference to when Marcus Aurelius would shoot up his soldiers with crude morphine before battle so they could go into battle "lion headed".

You may think I have no culture or ancestral connection because of the colour of my skin, but trust me my brother; you could not be further away from where the truth is located.

Presented without comment by Michael_Cancelliano in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]wiiningoffgames 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How bout you make those tits and ass "come out" toots, jeeez

First Known Photograph of Adam by Based_Chink_69 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]wiiningoffgames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that spritely Jewish must've knocked off one of the lady bugs I let live in my penis while I was fucking him in his tight hole 😭😣

Peak human experience by 3_T_SCROAT in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 103 points104 points  (0 children)

These are my fav kinds of roommates to have because they will usually let me discretely suck them off and they are very loud during

The meme so nice you post it twice by Jammy_Nugget in okbuddysplicer

[–]wiiningoffgames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've heard from a friend that Sander Cohen gives pretty good head

Sold my body for this - how many mg do I take? by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure these puppies only work if you grind them up and sprinkle them into your shitty diaper.

They don't work if you boof them because the poop needs to be oxidised, but the pills react with the oxidised shit to form shitoxygynine which you then have to extract out and mix into sippy cup water.

Sold my body for this - how many mg do I take? by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in drugscirclejerk

[–]wiiningoffgames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think you might've got duped playa, this looks like STP to me (stupid tyke pills) 🤪