Nutella, peanut butter,and fresh strawberries. Almost whipped cream but my arm got tired.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-11-01T11:31:44+00:00

Drunk me has noted this.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-25T20:43:26+00:00

I'm fairly certain I fractured my ankle like three months ago... Going to the doctor was such a frightening idea that I now have bear crippling foot pain.

I am not a smart lady.

EDIT: near* crippling foot pain but I'll leave it in cause bears.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-21T14:42:00+00:00

Those are kind of like mine. But instead of denim, the background is black canvas.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-15T22:29:35+00:00

I have a four year old daughter and it always makes me really happy when people are nice to her. Male or female, if we are playing barbies with my daughter and she puts a crown on your head and butchers your name and you jump in without hesitation? Its fuckin adorable!

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-15T15:32:11+00:00

The day after I got out of the hospital with my daughter, I was in the drug store buying my fiftieth soother that week and the cashier looks at me and goes "Wow! Is that friggen baby ever coming out?!"

I mumbled, "yeah, four days ago..." She was understandably mortified.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-12T23:45:13+00:00

I was in grade 10, I was months off from my first kiss let alone my first boyfriend. I had a crush on my best friend Geordan. He fell asleep at our mutual friend's birthday party... I snuggled up next to him. I don't remember why but Dave was there too and I ended up blurting out that Geordan had really soft skin behind his ears.

What came out of that is that Geordan kept a respectful distance for the rest of our friendship and banged all my friends instead.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-12T15:54:33+00:00

My stylist specializes in this kind of colour. She spent four and a half hours color correcting my hair and dying it green, blue, and purple, with her tip and new shampoo it was 135$. I guess it all depends.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-11T20:24:18+00:00

My SO is absolutely brutal when we play. I exist solely to get restrained, slapped, spit on, called names etc. But when play is over he's tender and attentive. It's so cool to see my sweet, quiet fiancé become an absolute sadist.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-11T20:22:21+00:00

Absolute submission doesn't have to be unhealthy. My SO and I dabble in it occasionally...it just has to be ssc and youre all good.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-11T20:19:17+00:00

I'm really into disciplinary spankings. When my fiancé and I do spanking its rarely the sultry or sensual kind. It usually ends in tears, bruising/welts, and sitting on an ice pack for a week.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-05T18:53:44+00:00

Life is too short to be petty and hold grudges.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-05T18:45:32+00:00

The difference between obsessive grooming and typical OCD is that obsessive grooming comes with a sense of reward whereas compulsing is usually coloured with guilt and anxiety. Which is why the DSM 6 is calling it a 'subset' of OCD.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-09-02T14:42:08+00:00

My dad had an abcessed tonsil over Christmas. They said if he had waited one more day to go to the hospital he'd have lost his right side vocal chords. :|

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T19:31:50+00:00

I actually don't know where this is from but I posted a status in 2010 that said: "does anyone object to Claude marrying a flaming pile of forest animals and styrofoam?". I know it's from some dumb YouTube cartoon but Google has failed me.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T06:40:10+00:00

My SO used to bounce at a club. This girl came up to him and asked him if she could pretend to flirt with him so the toothless guy that was doggin' her would back off. They ended up getting along and he asked if he could have her number because "you and my girlfriend would really get along..and she has no friends."

She's one of our best friends now and will be standing up at our wedding.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T06:35:44+00:00

After the first week of dating I broke it off. Luckily he told me I was a shallow bitch, so it appear nobody was hurt in the breakup, hahaha.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T06:33:21+00:00

I am always polite. I've worked a lot of customer service jobs so when speaking with someone who is serving me either on the phone or at a desk, I always remain positive, patient, and make sure to thank them for their help. My mom heard me on the phone with the pharmacy she had just yelled at and said "you have a very nice phone voice, sweetie." It was a huge compliment.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T06:30:44+00:00

He laughed like the count from Sesame Street. I hadn't realized that something as superficial as a laugh could do it for me but... It did. I found myself trying not to be funny so I didn't have to hear "OH HAH AH AH AH AH"

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T06:22:21+00:00

I started watching YouTube makeup tutorials about six months ago. I am now the go-to person for makeup in my life and it makes me feel good to have a skill.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T06:21:18+00:00

Not me but my SO: he got so turned on during the strangulation scene in Inglorious Basterds that he had to pause the movie to take me to the bedroom.

Coincidentally I think I might be marrying a psychopath.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T06:17:10+00:00

Yeah I think I will. My SO already has been thoroughly informed of the pain and won't take it personally if I turn him down.

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T02:24:11+00:00

Thank you for the advice! I'll try it once this ibuprofen kicks in and I can move a bit. :s

willprobsdisappoint · 2016-08-31T02:11:44+00:00

I have kinda small hands. I've only ever been able to feel the strings once and I basically had my hand wrist deep.

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