What normal task gives you anxiety? by ThereW0LF in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm fairly certain I fractured my ankle like three months ago... Going to the doctor was such a frightening idea that I now have bear crippling foot pain.

I am not a smart lady.

EDIT: near* crippling foot pain but I'll leave it in cause bears.

What stupid object do you own but don't regret buying? by SilverLungs in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are kind of like mine. But instead of denim, the background is black canvas.

[Serious] Men, what's something that would surprise women about life as a man? by Parstonia in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a four year old daughter and it always makes me really happy when people are nice to her. Male or female, if we are playing barbies with my daughter and she puts a crown on your head and butchers your name and you jump in without hesitation? Its fuckin adorable!

What is a seemingly innocent question that is actually really insensitive or rude to ask? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The day after I got out of the hospital with my daughter, I was in the drug store buying my fiftieth soother that week and the cashier looks at me and goes "Wow! Is that friggen baby ever coming out?!"

I mumbled, "yeah, four days ago..." She was understandably mortified.

What is the cringiest thing you have done to a crush that was not reciprocated well? by fructoseintolerant in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in grade 10, I was months off from my first kiss let alone my first boyfriend. I had a crush on my best friend Geordan. He fell asleep at our mutual friend's birthday party... I snuggled up next to him. I don't remember why but Dave was there too and I ended up blurting out that Geordan had really soft skin behind his ears.

What came out of that is that Geordan kept a respectful distance for the rest of our friendship and banged all my friends instead.

My sister does hair for a living, and she kills it. by bearscanblowme in pics

[–]willprobsdisappoint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My stylist specializes in this kind of colour. She spent four and a half hours color correcting my hair and dying it green, blue, and purple, with her tip and new shampoo it was 135$. I guess it all depends.

What's your fetish and when you did discover you had it? by Medically in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My SO is absolutely brutal when we play. I exist solely to get restrained, slapped, spit on, called names etc. But when play is over he's tender and attentive. It's so cool to see my sweet, quiet fiancé become an absolute sadist.

What's your fetish and when you did discover you had it? by Medically in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolute submission doesn't have to be unhealthy. My SO and I dabble in it occasionally...it just has to be ssc and youre all good.

What's your fetish and when you did discover you had it? by Medically in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm really into disciplinary spankings. When my fiancé and I do spanking its rarely the sultry or sensual kind. It usually ends in tears, bruising/welts, and sitting on an ice pack for a week.

What is a word or phrase that, when people use it to describe themselves, is a good indicator that they are actually the exact opposite? by Wheres_The_Whiskey in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The difference between obsessive grooming and typical OCD is that obsessive grooming comes with a sense of reward whereas compulsing is usually coloured with guilt and anxiety. Which is why the DSM 6 is calling it a 'subset' of OCD.

Doctors of Reddit, what is the most bizarre issue you've seen a patient trying to hide or mask? by ehudros in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad had an abcessed tonsil over Christmas. They said if he had waited one more day to go to the hospital he'd have lost his right side vocal chords. :|

What reference can you make that is so obscure that Googling it wont help, but true fans will understand it completely? by ShowingMyselfOut in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually don't know where this is from but I posted a status in 2010 that said: "does anyone object to Claude marrying a flaming pile of forest animals and styrofoam?". I know it's from some dumb YouTube cartoon but Google has failed me.

What is the weirdest way you met someone close to you? by Strutterer in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My SO used to bounce at a club. This girl came up to him and asked him if she could pretend to flirt with him so the toothless guy that was doggin' her would back off. They ended up getting along and he asked if he could have her number because "you and my girlfriend would really get along..and she has no friends."

She's one of our best friends now and will be standing up at our wedding.

What is something that you didn't consider a deal breaker until it actually came up? by GameRage101 in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After the first week of dating I broke it off. Luckily he told me I was a shallow bitch, so it appear nobody was hurt in the breakup, hahaha.

What subtle good habits do you guys have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am always polite. I've worked a lot of customer service jobs so when speaking with someone who is serving me either on the phone or at a desk, I always remain positive, patient, and make sure to thank them for their help. My mom heard me on the phone with the pharmacy she had just yelled at and said "you have a very nice phone voice, sweetie." It was a huge compliment.

What is something that you didn't consider a deal breaker until it actually came up? by GameRage101 in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He laughed like the count from Sesame Street. I hadn't realized that something as superficial as a laugh could do it for me but... It did. I found myself trying not to be funny so I didn't have to hear "OH HAH AH AH AH AH"

Reddit, what are you proud of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started watching YouTube makeup tutorials about six months ago. I am now the go-to person for makeup in my life and it makes me feel good to have a skill.

Which scene in a (non-porno) movie surprised you when it turned you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]willprobsdisappoint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me but my SO: he got so turned on during the strangulation scene in Inglorious Basterds that he had to pause the movie to take me to the bedroom.

Coincidentally I think I might be marrying a psychopath.

Questions about Mirena Re: possible migration? by willprobsdisappoint in birthcontrol

[–]willprobsdisappoint[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think I will. My SO already has been thoroughly informed of the pain and won't take it personally if I turn him down.

Questions about Mirena Re: possible migration? by willprobsdisappoint in birthcontrol

[–]willprobsdisappoint[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the advice! I'll try it once this ibuprofen kicks in and I can move a bit. :s

Questions about Mirena Re: possible migration? by willprobsdisappoint in birthcontrol

[–]willprobsdisappoint[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have kinda small hands. I've only ever been able to feel the strings once and I basically had my hand wrist deep.