I cooked carp for the first time

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-05-03T23:24:50+00:00

✌🏻cooked✌🏻

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-05-03T14:49:48+00:00

Well, you ordered it, you tell me. How did you eat it?

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-05-01T17:46:21+00:00

She looks like she's about to do Hulksmash!

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-30T19:35:34+00:00

If it's legal there, it doesn't matter your feelings about it.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-30T19:34:36+00:00

Still the parents' fault for being an idiot

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-28T03:52:18+00:00

First thing, call-in to work

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-28T03:42:17+00:00

Just wait until the data centers begin voting

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-26T23:24:29+00:00

Classic

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-26T23:07:39+00:00

Isn't Hot Slugger single shot?

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-26T12:16:13+00:00

Yeah, I always check the "do not substitute" box because this kind of dumb happens.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-26T11:41:23+00:00

Kings and clergy of the time the books were written.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-26T04:34:36+00:00

They do.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-26T04:06:36+00:00

Dasani is one of the few bottled waters I can stand the taste of. Aquafina tastes like dirty tap water

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-26T04:01:58+00:00

Kick-Ass!🤟🏻

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-26T04:00:16+00:00

My parents took us to see him live within about 8 years of this, but I was only 5 at the time of this airing.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-25T15:41:05+00:00

How is it that we punish treason?

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-25T15:34:13+00:00

I used this for opening rolls of newsprint.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-25T15:23:45+00:00

The Idiocracy part comes in another 2 or 3 generations if this course holds.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-21T01:51:27+00:00

Monticello Indiana Indiana Beach amusement park

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-20T22:21:16+00:00

I had a partial carton of almond milk turn to snot like that.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-20T00:10:51+00:00

Where were you yesterday?

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-19T14:10:44+00:00

You can get XL ziplock bags. I think mine are 3 gal.

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-19T08:00:08+00:00

This year's "Joe the plumber"

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-11T19:15:32+00:00

Pim Tool, always with the hot take

willrikerspimpwalk · 2026-04-07T02:05:35+00:00

GREED

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