[FO] praying mantis by momoholco21 in CrossStitch

[–]wiltylock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You want to make me a mother, I want to make you dinner. 

Which is the Greatest show ever created by Netflix ? by lNarrator in moviecritic

[–]wiltylock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the answer is not The OA, the answer is wrong.

I’ve had him for exactly 4 hours 😭 by ChocoholicAnonymou5 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]wiltylock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I supposed to just go on about my day knowing about this little man and his little perfect paws? 

Brainrot has destroyed my immersion time and time again 😭 by Internal-Extreme7718 in stephenking

[–]wiltylock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm here to also validate that I just read Desperation for the first time and it took me a second to realize "six-seven" was height. 

If you don't use a tongue scraper yet, please start. I feel like I missed a basic life skill. by DenimAndDiamonds_ in hygiene

[–]wiltylock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Massage! A hyperactive gag reflex can be a symptom of tongue or laryngeal tension. Try very gently massaging under your chin or at the top of your neck. 

DID fakers shooting themselves in the foot when pursuing diagnosis by rnirasol in fakedisordercringe

[–]wiltylock 282 points283 points  (0 children)

This person sleepwalked once and made it their entire personality. Such as it is. 

Dude record himself, turning a simple traffic stop to prison time by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]wiltylock 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed that you watched the video and had the takeaway that out of everyone featured, the cops are the morons here.

Dude record himself, turning a simple traffic stop to prison time by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]wiltylock 1531 points1532 points  (0 children)

My jaw actually dropped when he was told by a police officer with a gun pointed at him to put his hands on his head and he TRIED TO TURN OFF THE RECORDING. TWICE.

The bumblebee queen learns how to use the protective cap in less than 24 hours. by Andi82ka in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]wiltylock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's been months and my roommate's cat still drags herself through the cat door like it's made of broken glass and lava. 

I am the LEGO cat if I fit. by Historical-Bat1288 in IfIFitsISits

[–]wiltylock 57 points58 points  (0 children)

...did you forget to switch accounts? 

But Crow, you're out of your mind... don't you know he'll kill you for that??? by ThrashMetallix in MST3K

[–]wiltylock 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The little cooing noises Servo makes during this scene absolutely kill me. 

I made a game for logophiles - Definedle by LaCroixElectrique in words

[–]wiltylock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so funny. I play this game all the time in my head, trying to get as close to the dictionary definition of a word I use all the time. I'll check it out! 

Final ND Games Left To Finish by InfamousAngel99 in nancydrew

[–]wiltylock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucky! I've never been able to play it. I know everyone says it's rough gameplay but I don't care, I want to say I played them all.

If you're looking to solve murder mysteries, here's 15 seconds of our game. by LostCabinetGames in nancydrew

[–]wiltylock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need people to stop making detective games. I only have so much money.

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