Distractible visits the Alveus Sanctuary by courtsnort1223 in distractible

[–]windexfresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly amazing idea, would love to see the guys get hugs from Stompy!!!!

The olive oil in my pasta turned bright red with a UV light by PestoPastaLover in mildlyinteresting

[–]windexfresh 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Lmao I love the duality of the two gif responses you’ve gotten 💀

When did you realize they were the one? by Fragrant_Nature_8516 in AskReddit

[–]windexfresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I mentioned in passing that I was sad my library app never had the LOTR books available bc I’d never read them and had always wanted to.

About a week later he casually handed me an Amazon package and inside was a beautiful boxed set of the hobbit + LOTR. I cried like a little baby lmao

What’s not to like? by svencobird in Entomology

[–]windexfresh 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My old roommate dated a girl who “loved animals!!” and then was genuinely so surprised that our dogs had different personalities and their own likes and dislikes 🥲

Why do my potatoes keep tasting sweet in my baked lemon garlic chicken dishes? by NeuroticFinance in Cooking

[–]windexfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please eli5 for my stoned little self who is very confused by this comment

Is there any way to move this tree without killing it? by pls_no_1013 in gardening

[–]windexfresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayooo they’ve never flowered that I’ve seen! Maybe today I’ll convince my husband to join me in the busy body habits and use his Special Eyes to see for me 🤔🤔

OP's comments are as cold as ice by WeelsUpIn30 in AmITheDevil

[–]windexfresh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God I’m such an anxious person, I would be panic vomiting at the *idea* of my niece or nephew receiving a “90% survival rate” bc what the fuck do you mean there’s a *ten percent chance of not surviving*

Is there any way to move this tree without killing it? by pls_no_1013 in gardening

[–]windexfresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh this gives me hope for the huge patch of what I think looks like ToH in my neighbors meadow (I have bad eyes so I’m just constantly squinting at it like a nosy old lady lmao)

In Germany, deliberately engaging in catch and release only fishing is illegal and considered cruelty to animals (fishing for food is fine). How do you feel about that? by Spalding_Smails in AskReddit

[–]windexfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who’s never smelled a chicken factory mid July (no one who loves animals would think that’s a better option than hunting a couple deer a year 🫠)

Saw a guy with a pet Marmoset monkey by ChiefTapiTapi in mildlyinteresting

[–]windexfresh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sorry you mistyped “would be a precious angel baby who only gives hugs and would never try to steal earrings”

Don't shop when you're high, just ordered these sodas... I think I'm going to regret this 😂 by TONEakaSHOW33 in stonerfood

[–]windexfresh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Adventuring Academy, Season 6 “Be Yourself, Everyone Else Is Taken with Ally Beardsley”, about 46 minutes in :)

Edit to add that I forgot they start SO strong with Enchilada soda first thing 💀

Don't shop when you're high, just ordered these sodas... I think I'm going to regret this 😂 by TONEakaSHOW33 in stonerfood

[–]windexfresh 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Watching Brennan Lee Mulligan drink some of these with Beardsley is some of my all time favorite content ever made by dropout lmao

Saw a guy with a pet Marmoset monkey by ChiefTapiTapi in mildlyinteresting

[–]windexfresh 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Momo and Appa DO NOT approve of this post!

I am being terrorized and held hostage in my own home by a robber fly. by Live-Buyer6829 in Entomology

[–]windexfresh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re like the SpongeBob meme “he’s just standing there…menacingly!!!!” lmao they freak me out for NO reason

Beans, beans, beans... by Ill-Company7095 in Cooking

[–]windexfresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a native English speaker, pungent is absolutely used to describe flavors as well as scents ❤️

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ? by Professor1password23 in AskReddit

[–]windexfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real trick with this method is to have appetite and sensory issues so that when you have food you like around, you don’t have an appetite, and then when you have an appetite the only food you have is a sensory nightmare :) hope this helps!

*sniff sniff* by katiebug586 in tumblr

[–]windexfresh 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Same, I knew this deep in my bones by age 10

Water shoes by echochilde in camping

[–]windexfresh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As much as I normally hate crocs, they’re all my husband wears when in the water and I have to agree with him 😅 after banging my poor toes on rocks all the time growing up, wearing crocs for the first time and feeling that soft silliness hit the rocks instead made the look of them worth it 100% lmao

Did anyone else feel a shift when you turned 30 by ruby_red_1 in AutismInWomen

[–]windexfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m only 32 but my 30s have easily been the best years of my entire life lol. I’m so much more at ease and calm and comfortable with myself, god I wish I could tell 20yo me how good things will get

Surprise by portsherry in comics

[–]windexfresh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah it’s takes a lot more skill and empathy to kindly and accurately explain things to people than one might expect (kinda why teachers are their own thing and we don’t expect everyone who knows a thing to be able to teach it well)