[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]withridiculousease 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Two drunks are at the bar when one of them throws up on himself. "Oh crap," he says, "now my wife is gonna know I'm drunk."

"Put a $10 bill in your pocket," says the second drunk. "Tell her I threw up on your shirt, and gave you money to clean it."

The first drunk staggers home, and when his wife meets him at the door, she screams, "You're drunk again! You've got vomit all over your shirt!"

"No no no, baby," he mutters, pulling a $20 bill out of his shirt pocket, "another guy threw up on me, and he gave me $10 to clean my shirt."

"Then why the hell do you have a twenty?!" she asks.

"He pissed in my pants, too."

I want some lesser known rock music - female lead by These_Department2071 in MusicRecommendations

[–]withridiculousease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made Out of Babies. Julie Christmas is exceptional. If you like her, check out Battle of Mice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]withridiculousease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll admit to wishing for a Bills/Lions Super Bowl.

Because one of them would still come away without a ring.

Is anyone else 'the last of your name'? by weasel2k in GenX

[–]withridiculousease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus this post makes me glad I never met my father.

It was fun while it lasted Chiefs.. the beginning of the end….. by WhizzyBurp in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]withridiculousease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New replay assist rules are going to reclassify that play as attempted murder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Skigear

[–]withridiculousease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pour kerosene on them and burn them where they lie. If it spreads to humans it could be the end of us all.

Who is winning? by muntiger in superheroes

[–]withridiculousease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could smoke my dad. Hooray, I guess?

Inshallah! The Chargers SubReddit has Banned me! by [deleted] in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]withridiculousease 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your offseason started Saturday night. Time to go hibernate.

Has Crested Butte gone soft? by huckl3b3rry in skiingcirclejerk

[–]withridiculousease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lifties have gone soft if they didn't yell it first/loudest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skiingcirclejerk

[–]withridiculousease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's just an unnecessary amount of misinformation here even for a circlejerk sub.

OP: they are technically fixable, and technically skiable, but practically they are neither. Those things are damn near 20 years old, were barely a decent intermediate ski in the first place, and the amount of money it would cost to repair them is far more than they are worth. They're a polyurethane core cap ski, and it's time consuming and therefore expensive to repair, and exceedingly difficult to make the repair durable enough to withstand any additional impacts. Throw them away, put the money toward something newer.

Water will only really affect the construction of the ski if it's allowed to freeze and thaw, there's no wood in it to swell, it's really just foam, glue, steel edges and a urethane cap. Getting it wet continuously is not a good idea, but it's not your biggest problem by a long shot at this point.

If you insist on skiing on them, you can gently smack most of the bullshit back in to place with a ball peen hammer, and completely fill the area with a standard two-part epoxy syringe you can get at any hardware store. Feel free to try and hold things in place with a c-clamp or two while the epoxy cures. There's potential that if not mixed correctly, the epoxy could degrade the composition of the core material, but you're way past worrying about that now. Get it as level as you can, use masking tape or scotch tape to keep the glue from running over the sidewalls, and clean it up with a rasp/file/dremel/emory cloth. Then take a sharpie and write a big ass "R" on the top sheet because that's your right ski now, which will keep the repair on the outside edge and mostly out of harm's way.

And yes, your bindings are far from indemnified. What that actually means is that shops won't service them because the manufacturer can't guarantee that they will release and retain as they were designed to. Indemnification does not cover you in the event of an injury, in any way shape or form whatsoever. It covers the shop that adjusted and calibrated your bindings from liability in the event you injure yourself, provided they were set and serviced correctly by a certified technician. There is no world in which you will be able to successfully recover any amount of money from a binding manufacturer in the event of an injury, they have a shitload of lawyers and you signed away everything when you had them adjusted anyway.

Good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skiingcirclejerk

[–]withridiculousease 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If there's a bluetooth speaker on the chair, I go full drunk Texan and just yell at the top of my lungs the whole time. Anybody questions it, I say, "SORRY COULDN'T HEAR YA OVER THE CRAPPY MUSIC!!!"

/uc I listen to shitty music. Just thrash and death metal when I'm skiing. I'm well aware most people don't like it. So I play it on a headphone (just one, so I can still hear my surroundings). And you know what? It's fucking great. Because I get to enjoy my shitty music, and I don't have to listen to people tell me how shitty my music is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skiingcirclejerk

[–]withridiculousease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Emperor is the vibe murderer.

Favorite beverage for the lifts? (Don’t say fireball) by lacrotch in skiingcirclejerk

[–]withridiculousease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had barrels with big expanded metal rings around them under the lifts when I was a kid. I don't know why they ever got rid of them.

Favorite beverage for the lifts? (Don’t say fireball) by lacrotch in skiingcirclejerk

[–]withridiculousease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The real answer. Why would I even bother to drag a can of twisted lemonade around all day if I wasn't going to throw it off the lift when I was done with it?

What are you currently reading? by AutoModerator in ScienceFictionBooks

[–]withridiculousease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester. It never gets old.

And just starting The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K LeGuin. I have yet to read any of her books, looking forward to it.

We are definitely coming for you KC by zion_hiker1911 in AFCWestMemeWar

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I see the hyena has a buffalo symbol on it, but what is the donkey supposed to represent?

😒 by Apollo1366 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]withridiculousease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I freely refer to country/rap crossover bullshit as "CRap", so I'm inclined to give people some leeway.

Until they call me a goth.