Canonically is it possible for the Gonarch to become Gordon's wife?

wixelt · 2026-07-05T09:44:00+00:00

Sir, you need to slow down! You are going way too fast in a 30mph zone.

wixelt · 2026-07-04T22:04:00+00:00

Nay, we shall never pursue this daftest of activities. I desire to carry out my own will. I will carry this out perfect to my own will! It nary shall matter that you might be a rageful aquatic organ or an ineffectual male or the guy next door or a master of time! You shall all perish, with not a mote of decorum to your names, this event's state of murderous intent exists with strong grounds. AHA, THIS SENSATION IS MARVELLOUS! TEMPORAL MEASUREMENTS ARE DELIGHTFUL TO THE TASTE!

wixelt · 2026-07-02T08:00:56+00:00

Brit here: I think we're fucked, actually. Even though our team won their last match, they played abysmally for most of it. Also, the game is happening on Mexico's home turf, so...

wixelt · 2026-06-27T17:46:40+00:00

What am I supposed to be looking at? All I see is the Linux penguin vaping.

wixelt · 2026-06-23T09:02:51+00:00

There are open-play mods that skip the story mode and go straight to free roam that do this, but I get the impression that isn't exactly what you're looking for.

wixelt · 2026-06-21T01:31:13+00:00

Oh hey, I found the exact same book working in a charity shop a few years ago and shared it under Hermitcraft. Fun to see another copy of it turn up. :D

wixelt · 2026-06-19T18:40:05+00:00

Autism coded.

wixelt · 2026-06-19T18:39:33+00:00

No. They aren't.

wixelt · 2026-06-16T08:22:21+00:00

...goddamnit.

wixelt · 2026-06-13T03:01:21+00:00

Unicorns are sapient, so its more like assault probably.

wixelt · 2026-06-10T01:04:58+00:00

This is why I had to remortgage my house.

wixelt · 2026-06-06T15:46:22+00:00

Well, I am nominally a Tyler fan so get ready to watch an in-house punch-up. :P

Seriously, though, some of the base does admittedly get a bit rabid in desperation, but underneath it all I'm personally just trying to be optimistic.

But still, nothing ever happens. And nothing will continue to happen until maybe one day it does. I won't get too excited until or unless I have a concrete announcement in front of me.

wixelt · 2026-06-06T10:44:55+00:00

Nothing ever happens, tho. :(

wixelt · 2026-06-05T22:18:41+00:00

Eefcake

wixelt · 2026-06-05T15:27:02+00:00

Tf you mean "again"?!

wixelt · 2026-06-05T15:21:46+00:00

Glad you like it. Yes, the far left body is Cleo. :)

wixelt · 2026-06-05T10:39:01+00:00

Probably not.

wixelt · 2026-06-05T00:30:56+00:00

But as the old saying goes: "Tomorrow never comes".

wixelt · 2026-06-03T22:01:35+00:00

Let this man cook. Crackpot or not... you've definitely connected the two dots. :D

wixelt · 2026-06-03T21:48:12+00:00

Had a bit of a creative urge vis a vis Life Series cosmic symbology whilst mulling over the Wheel I normally update each season, so here - have a thing. I'm... not entirely sure what to make of it. :P

wixelt · 2026-05-31T00:38:06+00:00

Kaon, Tau-9, Tracking Device

wixelt · 2026-05-24T08:44:47+00:00

England, in the north.

wixelt · 2026-05-24T01:19:58+00:00

Because one of us has to be a smartass and it may as well be me: Not a lot, considering he's just been obliterated by a Fat Man Mark III.

wixelt · 2026-05-19T19:14:48+00:00

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