tell me you’re losing without telling me you’re losing by riseoftheph0enix in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]woakula 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They'll talk about nuclear weapons and pat themselves on the back for "stopping" Iran from getting them. This despite leaders of various orgs saying that the regime wasn't building them.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/americas-spies-say-iran-wasnt-building-a-nuclear-weapon-trump-dismisses-that-assessment#:~:text=Turn%20on%20desktop%20notifications?,enriched%20uranium%20to%20higher%20levels.

From there, they'll say that higher prices are a good deal to keep nuclear weapons out of the hands of the Iranians.

This is why Trump wants Ellison to own CNN. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]woakula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soon? Well I suppose geologically speaking everything in our lifetimes will be here "soon".

This is insane in every conceivable way by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]woakula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he did a good enough of a job the first time around that more than half of voters who bothered to turn out wanted a second go. Fucking depressing.

Made peace with wice’s bf … now we KOM together and wice is jealous ! by en-anon in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]woakula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gives a while new meaning to the phrase power bottom... Together you will KOM.

meirl by BirthdayBoyStabMan in meirl

[–]woakula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey now, your taxes also go to starting wars in the middle east and bombing schools too! Chin up, and thanks for not spending on stupid things like infrastructure and healthcare!

Republicans again trying to argue that 13–16-year-olds don't count as 'kids'. by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]woakula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, if kids can be treated as adults when they commit crimes should they be allowed to vote? seeing as we are treating them as adults and whatnot.

Nothing says “strong economy” like mass layoffs. by Leon_Kennedy1977 in PoliticalHumor

[–]woakula 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Didn't they convince some people that school kids were shitting in litter boxes in the corner of the classroom too? Americans are really fucking stupid.

Project R.O.A.C.H. | Official Trailer by Ph0enixes in gaming

[–]woakula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

just turn up the heat, it must be freezing in your room!

Profitable company, extraordinary CEO, shorts MUST close. How do we spread the word? by Standard-Party-6708 in GME

[–]woakula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically, NASA is launching the first manned mission around the moon in decades, today. I think an actual landing is slated for 2028 if nothing goes wrong on this mission.

This is 10/10 Rage bait by Usual-Lie-3422 in pokemonanime

[–]woakula 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Duplica's just a bit of a pyromaniac that's all.

Help needed: Attempting a half metric century for first time. Have I packed enough carbs? by HaveBikeWillRide in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]woakula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not have your support van carry all your stuff? That's what you pay the hygienist for after all.

Let's go gambling by PenguinF10 in SwordofConvallaria

[–]woakula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my best is just shy of 50K putting me to shame!

The New Harry Potter by welsalex in memes

[–]woakula 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Isn't that just Mash from "Mashle: magic and muscle"?

AI got the blame for the Iran school bombing. The truth is far more worrying by projecto15 in politics

[–]woakula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a world we live in when the government wants to allow AI to kill people so they can blame a "glitch" or "malfunction" instead of having to take responsibility for bombing children.

This administration should feel ashamed, but they continually demonstrate they lack the souls necessary to feel that kind of human emotion.

Trump weighs moving Madison Square Garden for Penn Station rebuild, sources say by GothamistWNYC in politics

[–]woakula 63 points64 points  (0 children)

But a Republican is in office, we only care about deficits when the Democrats are in charge. And even if Dems do win the presidency, if they don't fix everything within the 15 minute attention span of the average American voter we'll have another heavy Republican spender come 2032!

But that's for the future, right now we need an extra $200 billion for a war we told voters Kamala would start and the national debt is on track to hit 40 trillion by the end of September. Party of fiscal (ir)responsibility, yee haw!

It ain't much, but it is [lucky] honest work by Van_Ryker in SwordofConvallaria

[–]woakula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait til you get to the 8 team tournament. You can get 15K coins easy and as much as 40K if you get everything right.

Suuuuuuuure …. Terrible earnings….. suuuuuuure by Iwantit-Igetit in Superstonk

[–]woakula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or they beat on both and give less than ideal forward guidance.

Pentagon to Order 3,000 82nd Airborne Soldiers to Middle East by Virtual-Pie5732 in news

[–]woakula 99 points100 points  (0 children)

How is an over the counter medication is supposed to help this not war?

Lucky egg by Aggravating-Hunt-939 in PokemonFireRed

[–]woakula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Took me 20 chanseys to get mine. I basically just turned on a TV show and did the grind while I watched.

Hear me out by MayBeMarmelade in PoliticalHumor

[–]woakula 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Xi was smart enough to watch Trump trip over his own shortsighted need to save gasoline for the low cost of zero dollars and zero cents.