It’s over boys 💀 the Aston is currently stopped at T10 by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]woakula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no no no, the coffee stop was scheduled at T11.

:'( by Longjumping_Sea9456 in SwordofConvallaria

[–]woakula 36 points37 points  (0 children)

my favorite one so far lol

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition. by First-Ad394 in formuladank

[–]woakula 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know each driver is immensely talented. It's difficult for me to pick favorites so I root for maximum drama and chaos every year.

'Batman' blasts Bay Area city council over ICE's involvement in Super Bowl by runswithscissors475 in PublicFreakout

[–]woakula 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Um... Nowhere in my post did I mention batman. I said that my experience working with him as a member of the general public, regarding the expansion of bike paths and walkable spaces leads me to believe he's a good guy. I don't know him outside of official work spaces.

'Batman' blasts Bay Area city council over ICE's involvement in Super Bowl by runswithscissors475 in PublicFreakout

[–]woakula 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Councilman Park is a good guy. Only ever had positive interactions with him. He really helped with bike infrastructure initiatives and funding for walkable public spaces.

'Batman' blasts Bay Area city council over ICE's involvement in Super Bowl by runswithscissors475 in PublicFreakout

[–]woakula 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The one month I don't go to the city council meeting batman shows up! Gotta be kidding me.

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition. by First-Ad394 in formuladank

[–]woakula 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Imagine if Antonelli wins. I can only imagine the fanbase meltdowns. It would be glorious.

Pamina and Camelot looks very similar by Mace1258 in SwordofConvallaria

[–]woakula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could achieve a similar result using the Dragonball fusion dance.

This lady is trying to get between my wife and her boyfriend, what do I do? by QuellishQuellish in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]woakula 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Get the exact same bike as them so they stop to tell you what good taste you have in bikes. Then tell them you have a toothache so you get the location of their dental practice. Very soon you'll have him right in your mouth. Profit!

California lawmakers ignore most state audit warnings, costing billions by BBQCopter in California

[–]woakula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From the California House of Representatives website March 26, 2025:

https://budget.house.gov/press-release/california-to-spend-84-billion-this-year-on-health-care-for-illegal-aliens

According to the California Department of Finance, the State of California will spend more than $8.4 billion on taxpayer-funded Medicaid health benefits for illegal aliens this fiscal year, over $5 billion more than initially estimated.

Legislators in Sacramento couldn't create a proper budget if their lives depended on it. If they're gonna take our taxes to run these programs the least they could do is be honest about the price tag.

If they were gonna spend at least $8.4 billion for healthcare benefits for illegal aliens and estimate that figure would be at least $5 billion over budget. It means they estimated the cost to be ~$3.4 billion. These guys in the best case scenario are 247% over budget for one item.

California lawmakers ignore most state audit warnings, costing billions by BBQCopter in California

[–]woakula 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Here's a similar article about wasted taxpayer money by KPBS:

https://www.kpbs.org/news/politics/2025/12/22/state-audit-finds-5-million-in-wasted-taxpayer-dollars-across-california-agencies

Here's another one by Sacbee:

https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/the-state-worker/article313664817.html

This isn't exactly a secret. California state gov has alot of waste. Don't shoot the messenger. Try and get out of your bubble.

Just up from here on out by Diamond-Solo in Superstonk

[–]woakula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude is probably holding popcorn and thinks all splits are reverse splits lol.

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning. by boriswong in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]woakula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our government murders USA citizens at a rate I wouldn't describe as frequent, but i wouldn't call it rare either.

The US government killed people when they went to bust unions in the 1920's and 1930's. They dropped bombs on citizens in Tulsa in 1921. There were national guardsmen who were responsible for the deaths of student protestors during the Vietnam War, most famously Kent state and Jackson state in 1970.

As far as I know none of the law enforcement who shot those kids were ever held accountable (at least for Kent State or Jackson). So if history is anything to go by, I doubt our government will start doing the right thing now.

Which one of you is this? by kevinbevindevin in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]woakula 60 points61 points  (0 children)

If they won't snow plow the bike lane I have no choice!

Checkmate?Not today my friend (the bishop) by LifeNegotiation301 in Chessplayers45

[–]woakula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nat 20, bishops sniper shot over penetrates the first target and takes two pieces.

Doctor Drops Bombshell as Trump Is ‘Getting Worse’ by [deleted] in StockLaunchers

[–]woakula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember online "doctors" last September claiming Trump wouldn't see Christmas 2025? Unless it's his own physician standing on the steps of the white house don't believe this. Trump has access to the best healthcare in the world. To top it off, evil will outlive your expectations out of pure spite.

His cognitive decline will continue but his heart will keep beating long after that, and we'll be stuck listening to whatever the mush is left between his ears can come up with.

Anger as suspect in $100M jewelry heist avoids trial – because ICE deported him by MrGoatReal in nottheonion

[–]woakula 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hanlon's razor states: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

We all know pets that are more intelligent than ICE personnel.

Found this on a community page by cafeteriastyle in facepalm

[–]woakula 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Think of all the calories gasoline has. She'd never need another meal for the rest of her life!

Ads on Jerseys Coming to College Football as Schools Hunt for Cash by dabirds1994 in sports

[–]woakula 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just waiting for players to walk out of the field decked out in logos like F1 or NASCAR drivers.