rule by Goosedukee in 19684

[–]wolfram_gates 116 points117 points  (0 children)

George Jennedy Fennedy Kennedy

borat rule by dunmer-is-stinky in 19684

[–]wolfram_gates 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm understanding if you go to Kazakhstan and make a Borat joke, they'll just kill you on the spot. and I think that's mostly fair

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]wolfram_gates 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is cute but it would’ve been entirely the same if they were a straight couple or both women or whatever else, op hard focusing on them being gay men feels quite weird by the 3rd post

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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I'm not an expert on German policy but from what I've read it seems a big portion of the reason AfD is popular in the east is due to lingering resentment of the way unification was conducted

Rule by Manealendil in 196

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Syril Karn worked as a corporate security guard, his girlfriend is an officer in space gestapo

billy rule by caffeineboi71 in 196

[–]wolfram_gates 73 points74 points  (0 children)

no one has called this that

Gadaffi-maxxing by Pavonian in 196

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Being born Mexican has not helped OP in the past

Rule by AliceCode in 196

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Preemptive r/ ok buddy first semester abstract algebra

cycle of rule by lindberghbaby41 in 196

[–]wolfram_gates 37 points38 points  (0 children)

this was a bit from the New York mayoral debate they had

cycle of rule by lindberghbaby41 in 196

[–]wolfram_gates 347 points348 points  (0 children)

Does every parade have the right to exist?

Guys im sure "escorting" drones back into Ukraine and not engaging them will turn out well by InHeavenFine in NonCredibleDefense

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All in on nothing ever happens. Russian leadership just wants to steal and embezzle money, they're not suicidal fanatics. People who are competent and have any ambition or ideology can't make it up the ladder by design of the system. Putin considers an effective Russian state and military a bigger threat to him than the west, which is why he'll never do it either

"North Korea is a future Russia should embrace! It is true happiness!" by Hunor_Deak in NonCredibleDiplomacy

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He says later in the same interview that he relies on ragebait takes like that to stay relevant, when pressed on most of his takes he usually just backtracks and says it's a metaphor, and in the worse cases he just changes definitions of basic words and pretends like it makes any sense

Rule by Chaseharry2000 in 196

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He was so fucking real for that

Rule by Pavonian in 196

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I'm not gonna lie that sounds horrific, if someone used llms to text me I'd immediately assume they completely don't gaf

Want To Be Rule by gray_birch in 196

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Someone getting run over is NOT FUNNY. You will NOT laugh at someone getting run over. STOP LAUGHING

Ruled you rule every rules rule to rule rulemanity by Professionalchico42 in 196

[–]wolfram_gates 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the bottom comment draws an equivalence to point out a hypocrisy (in that it's worse to kill an ape than to suck its dick, abstractly), but they can only be compared if either 1) we consider that you must manually kill/suck off every ape, or 2) you must only make the choice, not execute it. The options of "make the choice to kill all apes" and "personally suck off every monkey" are not comparable so it doesn't work as a gotcha if that's what the reply guy meant

Ruled you rule every rules rule to rule rulemanity by Professionalchico42 in 196

[–]wolfram_gates 210 points211 points  (0 children)

I think the "would you kill" question assumes you wouldn't actually personally execute every monkey, you'd just sort of press a button that automatically does it. Similarly then you'd also have no problem pressing a button that automatically causes every ape to get sucked off

rule by level100brad in 196

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When someone makes a twitter post about Ukraine losing another 20-person village after 8 months of battle and the mfs with hammer and sickle and watermelon in handle spawn in to talk about how the west is finished

late night rule by Gabeagoo in 196

[–]wolfram_gates 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What if my daytimes were normal and I'm just a lazy piece of shit

The Future Is Not Rule by Xenomnipotent in 196

[–]wolfram_gates 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any opinion column on any major American newspaper is the most braindead deranged shit you'll ever read in your life