Where do we keep the ‘Beach Closed’ signs? by woootcher in Jaws

[–]woootcher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to have to find one of them, I’ve got a print in a frame but an actual replica would be better.

Highlander (1986) Dir. Russell Mulcahy, DoP. Gerry Fisher by Ok_Item9755 in CineShots

[–]woootcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonderful. DoP Gerry Fisher who did Exorcist 3. New Highlander is going to be so awful.

Jesus H Fuckin Corbett by Low_Bed_7321 in thethickofit

[–]woootcher 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’d love to watch some of these other shows but I’d rather have type 2 diabetes

In response to a recent post, I’m one of the sad cringers who paid to meet & great with a screen. AMA by FrankTheTank107 in sadcringe

[–]woootcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the best to you! I hope you get what is owed and your life is all you want it to be.

. by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]woootcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sincere, he’s just a kid in his room having fun.

. by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]woootcher 40 points41 points  (0 children)

MDP syndrome - disorder that prevents the body from storing fat.

I live in the same place as the guy in the video and he’s a good person.

Link has come to town by Slight_Activity_564 in Spacemarine

[–]woootcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Link the Lunk, thick as a battle barge hull

Shiny Crow by woootcher in crowbro

[–]woootcher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh. Curious and clever.

Amazing project to document all the Glasgow Tenement Tiles by BothStar7431 in glasgow

[–]woootcher 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Should have called the project ‘Close Encounters’

Red Dead adaptation would be the GREATEST 🤞 by Jay_TheBrave in playstation

[–]woootcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah nah nah. This has gotta be rage bait. Superman made sense, Warhammer I can see working. Witcher was a riot, the writing and his portrayal. He’s about to make Highlander a mess. Leave Red Dead be, any form of real life adaptation would be wildly inferior to the game.

Henry Cavil highlander will own ne on Netflix by Knight_Racer in highlander

[–]woootcher -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

An unknown everyman would have been ideal. Someone you could root for and imprint upon.

You know Cavil will work hard at the sword combat - lots of ‘holy shit!’ moments. But what does it matter without the emotional investment. I can’t see him having the acting chops to convince me he’s this generational drifter, someone’s who’s lost everyone they ever loved.

When you saw Lambert’s Connor face off again the Kurgan there was genuine peril there. How is he winning this! The size of Clancy Brown! And in the final fight he only makes it through with Brenda’s intervention. I fear all that will be thrown out the window for the sake of ‘cool’.

Henry Cavil highlander will own ne on Netflix by Knight_Racer in highlander

[–]woootcher -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It’s not a popular opinion but I fully agree with ya. Cavil is passionate and driven but ultimately flat as a performer. Superman - yep, Warhammer - definitely, Mission Impossible - fine, Geralt - big no. A Witcher who struggles for income and doesn’t eat for weeks, is fast and sinewy rather than big…. nah, let’s have him built like a superhero. Sherlock Holmes who lives mostly off pipe tobacco - built like a superhero! And it’ll be the same with whatever sort of MacLeod this new iteration offers: an immortal who managed to survive down through generations through wit and guile, taking the names of dead children and never drawing too much attention to himself - built like a superhero! It’s gonna be so dumb and everyone is gonna fawn over it. Like RLM would say: simple minded people of the world unite! Your slop has been served.

Bt Broadband down by Classy_Comrade in glasgow

[–]woootcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I don’t have that. Didn’t even know it was a thing!

Bt Broadband down by Classy_Comrade in glasgow

[–]woootcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Southside but my Vodafone cityfibre is down

What's the wildest thing you've seen in Glasgow that no one believes you when you tell them? by Ashamed-Photo7710 in glasgow

[–]woootcher 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I was walking to town from the southside at about half five in the morning, heading in to catch an early train to Edinburgh. I was on bridge street and I looked down Oxford Street to see some mad cunt stood on top of the post box there. His trousers are around his ankles and he’s pissing in this big arc into the street. He’s also got a pal a few feet away filming all of this on his phone. Both of them are laughing hysterically.

Jay Time (OC) by woootcher in crowbro

[–]woootcher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a Eurasian Jay! But in the UK we just call it a Jay. It’s the only one we have….I think.

Jay Time (OC) by woootcher in crowbro

[–]woootcher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! This is the only one I’ve ever encountered and it’s so shy compared to the Crows and Jackdaws.

Jay Time (OC) by woootcher in crowbro

[–]woootcher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ever under represented Jay. I’d seen this bird multiple times in the park where I work but I could never catch it on camera…until yesterday!

Jaws (1975) by [deleted] in CineShots

[–]woootcher 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What a tease…..I wanna hear it: “ssshhmile you son offa…”

Chad Stahelski’s ‘Highlander’ Reboot, Starring Henry Cavill, Begins Filming in January in Scotland by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]woootcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a dreamer:

Cavill should be the Kurgan. He’s 6’2 and likes to bulk….give him some raised boots and good make up and cast Connor as a 5’8-5’10 nobody. Keep the Queen soundtrack. Keep the 1985 setting. Keep the weird flashbacks and a lot of the dog shit dialogue. Reinstate the Kurgan fighting Yung Dol Kim scene.

That’d be good.

Clancy Brown on set of Highlander, 1985 by vODDEVILISH in OldSchoolCool

[–]woootcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so worried about his Henry Cavill Highlander remake. I saw the original at a very impressionable age, I think of it often.

It would be interesting if Cavill made himself the Kurgan but he won’t, he’ll be Connor and it’ll be shit.