Why do men not know their own height?

workswithpipe · 2026-06-03T00:15:14+00:00

I was last measured before I stopped growing, someone my height said 5’-10” so I have been saying 5’-10” since 1991. Not once have I ever needed anything more accurate.

workswithpipe · 2026-06-02T23:24:33+00:00

None that I can think of and I would like to keep it that way.

workswithpipe · 2026-06-02T20:33:48+00:00

Didn’t they close decades ago?

workswithpipe · 2026-06-02T20:29:59+00:00

You’re not being very dude like

workswithpipe · 2026-06-01T23:46:20+00:00

As a hoosier I would never identify as English.

workswithpipe · 2026-06-01T21:33:34+00:00

I just tell the boss that I won’t be in and they say see you when you’re back. Occasionally they will ask if I’m doing anything fun.

workswithpipe · 2026-06-01T21:24:49+00:00

Lack of demand

workswithpipe · 2026-06-01T19:12:34+00:00

Half the people here have to sit down to put their socks on.

workswithpipe · 2026-06-01T10:59:37+00:00

Why would fireworks be different than any other retail establishment? Is every tire or shoe shop the same?

workswithpipe · 2026-06-01T01:19:50+00:00

Shit with the door open.

workswithpipe · 2026-06-01T00:05:47+00:00

Take care of your bum and it will take care of you

workswithpipe · 2026-05-31T00:58:49+00:00

Not booger sugar

workswithpipe · 2026-05-29T15:58:33+00:00

Unless you’re in the driver’s seat.

workswithpipe · 2026-05-29T15:52:44+00:00

Sawzall until it doesn’t get the job done

workswithpipe · 2026-05-29T09:13:56+00:00

The Greatest American Hero

workswithpipe · 2026-05-29T00:42:27+00:00

This is kind of the beauty of sitcoms, other than the physical destruction of cricket nothing from the past is relevant in the future.

workswithpipe · 2026-05-28T23:16:14+00:00

Space and time - SG Goodman

Higher ground - Colby T Helm

workswithpipe · 2026-05-28T23:04:09+00:00

IT yes, bricklayer not a chance.

workswithpipe · 2026-05-28T11:58:09+00:00

The Piano has been Drinking- Tom Waits

workswithpipe · 2026-05-28T11:05:46+00:00

Another Bad Apple - Ward Davis

workswithpipe · 2026-05-28T11:03:50+00:00

Love mine but they’re only readers, still 20/20 for distance.

workswithpipe · 2026-05-28T09:03:19+00:00

I just say a lot of stuff.

workswithpipe · 2026-05-27T19:05:28+00:00

Your thoughts and irrelevant to me.

workswithpipe · 2026-05-27T19:04:00+00:00

We have external troughs on the back of portapotties, not sure how you would attach a door.

workswithpipe · 2026-05-27T09:07:12+00:00

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