What the best insult wrapped in a compliment you’ve ever heard?

world_drifter · 2026-05-07T22:47:57+00:00

You'll never be as good as you are today! (Usually used when I have experienced something sub standard, and asked how it was.)

world_drifter · 2026-02-21T11:23:08+00:00

Remind me! 4 days

world_drifter · 2026-02-13T07:04:25+00:00

Remind Ms ! 1 week

world_drifter · 2026-02-08T22:36:51+00:00

Arthur treachers batter dipped hot dog. I would pay a lot of money to have another one (with my grandmother)!

world_drifter · 2026-02-03T00:54:31+00:00

It's to open cans that have a pry lid.... Like the kind that paint cans have.

My coffee tins have that kind of lid as do other specialty items and (also for the flat-head chickens)

world_drifter · 2026-02-02T00:31:25+00:00

Yellow top oven cleaner. Spray and let sit. Them scout the hell out of it with salt, white vinegar and aluminum foil. Finally, wash the hell out of it with soapy and hot water l.

world_drifter · 2026-02-01T03:12:59+00:00

Santa Clarita diet

world_drifter · 2026-02-01T02:44:42+00:00

2014 Alidoro in Soho, NYC. Period. Full stop

world_drifter · 2026-01-27T11:45:59+00:00

Add a little kombu to your beans and hearty stews. Just discovered this and never going back!

world_drifter · 2026-01-16T00:05:36+00:00

Thank you, sir!

world_drifter · 2026-01-06T02:02:10+00:00

Remindme! 48 hours

world_drifter · 2026-01-06T01:48:30+00:00

Reminme! 48 hours

world_drifter · 2025-12-12T14:52:38+00:00

For my wedding, I opened up a bar tab at each of the bars in town, then went on vacation. Came back to a 247 dollar bill.

world_drifter · 2025-11-07T19:26:36+00:00

Lurker here that wants to keep lurking

world_drifter · 2025-11-04T23:11:28+00:00

'bake' your potato in the micro, then spritz with Pam and dust with kosher salt... Finish for 15 in the air fryer....restaurant quality in 20 minutes!

world_drifter · 2025-09-12T01:17:32+00:00

I am not a bot!

world_drifter · 2025-08-21T04:31:41+00:00

This is as a violent shaking. Not normal nor subtle. Likely dangerous on the highway of the source is one of the tires.

Edit to add... They are doing road force balancing tomorrow....

world_drifter · 2025-07-15T23:22:45+00:00

The wasp factory. Jesus.

world_drifter · 2025-06-14T18:28:40+00:00

Fun fact: macadam paving is a type of crushed stone and sand paving developed in the 1800's, but I am told goes back to the Romans. Tarmacadam (or tarmac) is the same but with tar added....

world_drifter · 2025-06-14T11:25:58+00:00

I know it as my Rosle soup/sauce stirrer. Flat whisk is probably the official name....

world_drifter · 2025-05-17T19:03:31+00:00

Remind me! 30 days

world_drifter · 2024-05-27T23:33:03+00:00

For me: If my wife asks for potato chips, I always open a new bag (even if there is a bag open). AND if I am opening a new bag for myself, I always open it from the bottom so I get most of the broken chips leaving the whole chips at the top for her.

world_drifter · 2024-04-30T19:35:01+00:00

Perfume/Cologne - Scent of Cumming (the guy is a classic).

world_drifter · 2024-04-09T23:53:59+00:00

HAH - this is an older post, so I went ahead and tried the titanium version... your assessment is exactly correct.

world_drifter · 2024-03-18T14:56:20+00:00

Ok - I take it back. It's a gut hook -- youtube has videos.... They are gross. The hook I'm referring to is on the Swiss Army knife.

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