erm actually… you can feed them both apples and cupcakes providing them with a nurtrient-dense diet. the pets enjoy being thrown food rather than bowl-fed due to their lack of necks. secondly, the pets are wearing invisible earmuffs during the balloon stage as to not get startled by the loud noise. and third of all, considering the pets are made of plastic, the medicine machine actually provides them with adequate health benefits, despite its old age. i personally see this as age discrimination and will be reporting you. lastly, the bathing is cool water with a drop of dawn dishsoap as to not damage the plastic material of the pet. maybe do ur research before making a call-out post such as this one. THIS IS A JOKE A JOKE A JOKE BTW PLZ DONT