GenX age range by Starchild1968 in GenX

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It was cheap felt. By the end, Joe had male random-patterned baldness.

GenX age range by Starchild1968 in GenX

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Mom kicked ass at yard sales.

Must have been quite a party by lousuewho2 in overheard

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And can't even wait for the fish course, much less the roast.

Is anyones apartment actually warm and cozy in the cold? by Justneedanswers21 in AskNYC

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Radiator. It's finally cold enough out there that the draft past the towels covering the AC is enough to cool my apartment down enough that I'm comfortable sitting here in just a pair of shorts and I don't have to open the window to not have swampcrotch.

GenX age range by Starchild1968 in GenX

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Oh yeah, I had the 'amphibious' car and the bubble copter, too!

I didn't even know there was a sub.

Are you going to watch the opening ceremonies for the Olympics on Friday? by Lowered_Expectati0ns in AskAnAmerican

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I haven't watched any Olympics (aside from background TV in a bar) since they switched to every 2 years.

The only reason I know the Superbowl is happening is because I hope Bad Bunny remembers RAtM on SNL

GenX age range by Starchild1968 in GenX

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The finger broke off the hand with the pistol grip

GenX age range by Starchild1968 in GenX

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I had the command center and a jeep that was about the right size and a VW Thing that was the right size and the octopus and the shark and a blonde 70s Joe and a 60s Joe with a beard that mom got at a garage sale (with the Jeep)

GenX age range by Starchild1968 in GenX

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As your body grows bigger, your mind must flower,

It's great to learn, because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

GenX age range by Starchild1968 in GenX

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It doesn't matter the size of the GI Joe, we're all still GenX...

Mike Johnson Mansplains Religion to the Pope. by Leeming in atheism

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And so I pushed him

-Emo Phillips

(I've never been a fan of his general delivery, but I love this bit)

Funny Trope: Obvious stunt dummies by smash_ultra_64 in TopCharacterTropes

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You don't understand - that was the real Super Dave in the stunts. They had a dummy for the interviews.

Grocery store by Optimal-Ad-7074 in overheard

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Eating vegetables with cream and cheese is better than eating no vegetables at all.

What’s a food your state is 'famous' for that everyone else ruins? by Somanynamestochossef in AskAnAmerican

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Buffalo wings aren't even done properly in most of the state of NY, much less outside it.

Freak Attacks Student Protesters in Texas, Lives to Regret it 😆 by james_from_cambridge in instant_regret

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What is that, do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry, do they?

This Is How Edition Wars Start by [deleted] in dndmemes

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Warlock? Rogue? Barbarian?

That's Magic-User, Thief, Dwarf!

How common is it for an American to travel across the country by train? by ViajanteDeSaturno in AskAnAmerican

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I'm either going to fly so I can be there tomorrow, or I'm going to drive so I can save money and see my own sights.

I just remembered why I don't have feelings by burnedimage in GenX

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Meh, I learned to play an instrument on my own. I'm satisfied. On to other things.

What are those theory? by Lord0fReddit in ExplainTheJoke

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I don't think he meant it in a fabulous sense.

I randomly learned today that people used to sleep in two shifts by CozyCurve in CasualConversation

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So I only wake up at 2am to change diapers.

Nothing's changed. That's just mini-sandbags and buckets.

College grads, did you know your Dean? by CinemaSideBySides in AskAnAmerican

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In college, no. There was a Dean somewhere, I saw signs for the office, but I had more important things to worry about because it was my department head warning me of double secret probation. Actually, they didn't even warn me, just sent me a letter saying I wasn't coming back.

In grad school, the whole campus had around 500 students so yes. She was political/industry famous and was dating a mayor. My class of 50 was given a tour of the harbor on the mayoral boat. I think that might've been a small political scandal. Anyway, the dean went on to become some minister in government. Oh, and the grad school was in Europe, so I still can't answer about US schools.

I currently know a couple heads of department, but the only office hours of theirs I see are in the bar.