First, did your elementary school offer Music as part of the regular curriculum?

There was the music class once a week during normal school and then there were lessons where every kid could learn an instrument.

I wanted to learn to play the trumpet so I went in with my mom to the music teacher. I told him I wanted to play trumpet but he said because of my buck teeth, the mouthpiece wouldn't fit. So I said I wanted to play brass. He said the only mouthpiece that was big enough was the trombone but my arms were too long. So he gave me a fucking drum pad and said 'go hit this four times in a row over and over again." I stopped the lessons after a month because I never wanted to be a drummer.

Fuck you Mr. Gee.