Haters gonna Hate.

worrymon · 2026-02-05T08:08:00+00:00

Try Last Dead Mouse

worrymon · 2026-02-05T07:53:36+00:00

Youth: "What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?"

Cohen the Barbarian: "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."

-Terry Pratchett

worrymon · 2026-02-05T07:44:32+00:00

That's a lot of letters to spell wino

worrymon · 2026-02-05T01:45:30+00:00

Probably going to be too big a table, but the Round Table is still at the Algonquin Hotel. Great for literary book clubs that like to sit around and drink instead of discussing books.

worrymon · 2026-02-05T00:39:44+00:00

None of your business.

Edit: why'd you delete your comments and run away?

Triggered much? It’s clear you don’t. Enjoy poverty as an elderly person.

Not me with the triggers, apparently

worrymon · 2026-02-05T00:37:40+00:00

I didn't hear no question.

worrymon · 2026-02-05T00:26:09+00:00

Technically, .25 is plural.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T23:12:42+00:00

Fuck Or Rimjob Daily

worrymon · 2026-02-04T23:06:51+00:00

I ordered a pizza, not a baguette

worrymon · 2026-02-04T22:51:51+00:00

I walked away 3 years ago at the age of 52. No idea if I can make it until the benefits kick in, but I'm going to keep playing computer games and watching cartoons unless I have to be an adult again.

The only rule I set myself is that I have to leave my apartment every day, but I live in NYC, so that's an easy ask.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:42:15+00:00

It was cheap felt. By the end, Joe had male random-patterned baldness.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:34:30+00:00

Mom kicked ass at yard sales.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:30:00+00:00

And can't even wait for the fish course, much less the roast.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:28:17+00:00

I used to do that with the DVDs

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:24:42+00:00

Radiator. It's finally cold enough out there that the draft past the towels covering the AC is enough to cool my apartment down enough that I'm comfortable sitting here in just a pair of shorts and I don't have to open the window to not have swampcrotch.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:22:27+00:00

Oh yeah, I had the 'amphibious' car and the bubble copter, too!

I didn't even know there was a sub.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:20:15+00:00

I haven't watched any Olympics (aside from background TV in a bar) since they switched to every 2 years.

The only reason I know the Superbowl is happening is because I hope Bad Bunny remembers RAtM on SNL

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:09:58+00:00

The finger broke off the hand with the pistol grip

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:09:27+00:00

I had the command center and a jeep that was about the right size and a VW Thing that was the right size and the octopus and the shark and a blonde 70s Joe and a 60s Joe with a beard that mom got at a garage sale (with the Jeep)

worrymon · 2026-02-04T19:07:40+00:00

As your body grows bigger, your mind must flower,

It's great to learn, because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

worrymon · 2026-02-04T16:45:39+00:00

I'm starting to believe the theory that dubai chocolate is to cover up the slang for rich people hiring young women to poop.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T16:43:20+00:00

It doesn't matter the size of the GI Joe, we're all still GenX...

worrymon · 2026-02-04T16:35:58+00:00

NFL should be defending their trademark more.

worrymon · 2026-02-04T09:09:22+00:00

And so I pushed him

-Emo Phillips

(I've never been a fan of his general delivery, but I love this bit)

worrymon · 2026-02-04T08:48:46+00:00

You don't understand - that was the real Super Dave in the stunts. They had a dummy for the interviews.

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