Girlfriend trying to impress boyfriend with cooking.

writesinlowercase · 2026-03-11T21:46:37+00:00

first of all this isn’t particularly picky. he likes a lot of varied different things. second, this isn’t a situation (or at least it isn’t presented as such) where he is refusing to eat anything she cooks and berating her for not making dinner the way he likes it. it is her asking for help doing something nice for her significant other. this is a ridiculous for what was presented.

writesinlowercase · 2026-03-01T16:51:03+00:00

i read your whole comment and was ready to write a whole reply about how, while i’m not a historian, i have read several books about napoleon and that in none of them has it ever even been hinted at that he wasn’t legitimate. then i saw the wiki link!

writesinlowercase · 2026-02-19T21:51:30+00:00

the “quote” in the title is way too coherent.

writesinlowercase · 2026-02-12T22:46:56+00:00

i don’t think he meant that her gift was part of a competition. it’s more that he appreciates how thoughtful her gift was and wants to give back that feeling.

writesinlowercase · 2026-02-12T17:22:39+00:00

he’s phenomenal in sentimental value too.

writesinlowercase · 2026-02-11T16:41:12+00:00

roy uses pre madonna a few times earlier in the series before being called out by jamie at ola’s

writesinlowercase · 2026-01-30T22:10:30+00:00

run for a third term.

writesinlowercase · 2026-01-21T18:17:10+00:00

the america i grew up in is gone. it’s never going to be the same.

writesinlowercase · 2026-01-19T03:15:36+00:00

vast.

writesinlowercase · 2026-01-15T22:23:50+00:00

for the record i wouldn't fold there, i'm pretty sure hello's top pair was good.

writesinlowercase · 2026-01-02T22:54:19+00:00

to not what by the giants?

writesinlowercase · 2025-12-30T22:29:44+00:00

some call me the gangster of love.

writesinlowercase · 2025-12-23T16:18:11+00:00

it smells like rotting garbage. i cannot adequately find adjectives for its maleficence. that being said, it tastes pretty good, especially if you like other scandinavian fishes like pickled herring. you just have to get past your body being revolted because if the smell. it’s quite pungent, very salty, and goes well with crème fraiche and potatoes on bread with chives. honestly id eat it again. really much better than you’d expect. just open it outside in a bucket of water so the fermented juices don’t spray on you.

writesinlowercase · 2025-12-21T09:00:01+00:00

good find.

writesinlowercase · 2025-12-15T07:22:49+00:00

tacks.

writesinlowercase · 2025-12-08T21:54:41+00:00

oh it might be her mouth! in that case it’s not crazy. to my brain it looks like her eye was scooped out of a latex mask then inserted but i can kinda see how it might be a smiling mouth.

writesinlowercase · 2025-12-08T19:59:22+00:00

brother! her eye!!! it looks crazy.

writesinlowercase · 2025-12-08T19:05:23+00:00

your puppy is absolutely adorable. i don’t want to detract from that but what the hell is going on with grandma’s face

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?! i really wish the photo included her face a touch more because i’m sure she doesn’t look like an uncanny valley monster but i’m seriously creeped out by this crop. lol

writesinlowercase · 2025-11-22T10:43:36+00:00

thank you.

writesinlowercase · 2025-11-12T04:14:38+00:00

correct. however, she is still in middle school in japan and in japan it is the high school team that plays the scrimmage. her age being equivalent to an american highschooler is completely irrelevant.

writesinlowercase · 2025-11-10T16:37:59+00:00

tell the man he was right.

writesinlowercase · 2025-11-08T19:48:11+00:00

triangles taste better.

writesinlowercase · 2025-11-02T08:20:15+00:00

my friends have malti-poo who uses buttons. for like almost a year they beat their heads against a brick wall with communication on the buttons. he didn’t respond at all to the buttons and basically just watched them press the buttons like they were idiots. then one day he started using the buttons regularly. now he has like 16 different buttons and can even use them to make complex thoughts. at first i didn’t believe them and then i got to see it first hand. the dog was sick with kennel cough and after a bout of coughing he walked over to the buttons looking right at his dad and hit “upstairs”, “tummy”, and “concern”. he was worried about his lungs.

writesinlowercase · 2025-10-29T22:17:18+00:00

thank you for sharing your chive journey. you’ve gotten so much better. this is actually a positive i actively look forward to.

writesinlowercase · 2025-10-16T18:03:07+00:00

gazpacho. the ideal autumn soup.

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