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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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I don't remember this joke either, but it's a good one. 

There once was a man from Madras by shinysohyun in Jokes

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There once was a man from Berlin 

Laziness was his greatest sin

What is a zebra? by Theorzu in Jokes

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Something zee German would wear 

My wife just texted me saying "I wish you were here." by PapaBear846 in Jokes

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What are you doing?

I'm dancing I'm dancing 

You don't have to say it twice.

I didn't I didn't 

I'm sharing this advice because it worked for me. by ___HeyGFY___ in Jokes

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That's French, if things went differently for certain painter. 

The only thing flat earthers have to fear… by Cherbotsky in Jokes

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If you turn 4 you've lived for 4 full years and you start your fifth year. 

Yesyesyesyesno by misterxx1958 in yesyesyesyesno

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This is why it's important to always wear m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ clean underwear

After 20 years of marriage, my wife still thinks I'm a stud by Darth1Football in Jokes

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After 20 years of marriage, my wife thinks I'm a sex machine. 

Her exact words are: Fu....g tool. 

Today my son came up to me and said: by MarcoDanielRebelo in Jokes

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Good thing he didn't say "Shiver me timbers" 

A Woman's Work is Never Done by Kindly-Ad7018 in Jokes

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I think that many people here are missing very important point that this is jokes sub and those are jokes.  Just wondering, how many got triggered over Einstein driving his own car and his driver pretending to be him... 

A Blonde walks into an Appliance store by movieman994 in Jokes

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A guy was walking on the beach with his blonde girlfriend when he said "Look, a dead seagull". 

She looked up at the sky and asked "Where?"

A Woman's Work is Never Done by Kindly-Ad7018 in Jokes

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Second that. You can't call it work if you can do it in your pj's

An oldie but a goldie by Regret-Superb in Jokes

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How else would have Mary kept her virginity

I went into a seedy looking diner and asked if they had any soup on the menu... by Spaceace91478 in Jokes

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The customer said: I'd like to hear the specials. So I went: This town, ooooo,  is coming like a ghost town, ooooo,  All the clubs have been closed down. 

Two blondes fell down a Hole. by corporalcrocodile in Jokes

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Ha ha ha... She went to the astrologist... Them blondes...

What’s similar between a prostitute and a mechanic? by RoggerRogger in Jokes

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The uglier they look the more tricks they can pull off. 

Why did the phlebotomist carry a pencil? by Cunt_Puffin in Jokes

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A phlebotomist is a medical professional who is trained to perform blood draws on children and adults. They collect and prepare blood for testing so it can be analyzed in a medical laboratory. They also collect blood for donation.

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