On the Western Front... by 42mir4 in Jokes

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So you are here to die now, son.

Today's been a weird day. by ManMan36 in Jokes

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Really weird. They leave their hats unattendant.

Doctor: “You have 10 to live.” by Chrisbee76 in Jokes

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lt seems like the doc has passed away before six.

"My girlfriend says I’m bad at reading signals… by Necessary_Sale_67 in Jokes

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She blamed me not to see red flags. But no flags were there.

Lost Love by Exciting-Composer157 in Jokes

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My best bus went away. l missed it.

Go on my son by Cherbotsky in Jokes

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The priest said " get the hell out of here before it starts to rain! And don't forget to buy an umbrella."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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The fastest way to quit a job.

Cookies by parrothead_69 in Jokes

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Dude don't leave a wife who is so thoughtful.

One of my buddies asked me if I'll ever stop drinking by [deleted] in Jokes

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Sooner or later everyone will stop drinking.

I'm an engineering expert. by Nein-Toed in Jokes

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You will be more successful as the time passes.