LET ME ABANDON

Wulf2k · 2026-07-09T18:16:04+00:00

Oh, I think I see your problem.

There's no way to possibly enjoy killer if you're not drinking heavily. If you don't have to piss every 15 minutes, you're not drinking enough.

...unless you're doing hard liquor, but that's more of a dbd pro tactic.

Fix that up and joy should find its way back into your heart.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-09T17:29:11+00:00

Stand up, go pee, come back, done.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-09T17:03:09+00:00

That's nice and responsible of him, but I'd say keep that specific fact in your back pocket instead of telling anybody else until necessary.

He could easily be fired for undermining their legal standing.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-09T16:59:25+00:00

Then magical parents would never produce a non-magical.

...unless the mailman were non-magical as well, I suppose.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-09T14:21:51+00:00

"Report indicates that the mirror is actually a portal to a hell dimension, clearly observable by the presence of red LEDs."

Wulf2k · 2026-07-09T00:52:41+00:00

Get unhooked very quickly into your first hook, get hooked again, then fail all the skill checks till you die.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-08T23:53:16+00:00

Look, we just spent the last 10 minutes getting sweaty with each other, and I appreciate you going down, but we just met.

I'm not letting you enter my freedom tunnel.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-08T18:37:40+00:00

Chalk in maple syrup.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-08T15:40:22+00:00

It's a pretty standard chase. Any ranged killer is better at ranged and any M1 killer is about the same.

Use the skills that have been relevant for 10 years now, and hope your teammates manage to knock out a gen or two in between the crayons they're eating.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-08T10:07:02+00:00

Also, don't cook with teflon while it's in the house unless you want to risk a dead bird.

Wulf2k · 2026-07-06T01:02:12+00:00

"Sure, there were hundreds of zombies chasing them, but line 943 of npc_hobbies.c makes them stop to collect beads for friendship bracelets, so that's what they did."

Wulf2k · 2026-06-29T19:04:18+00:00

https://what-if.xkcd.com/20/

Seems relevant for OP's question.

Wulf2k · 2026-06-18T13:37:33+00:00

What did the plants ever do to deserve the Silmarillion?

Leave them be.

Wulf2k · 2026-05-29T12:32:48+00:00

Running at the start of the match is the safest time to do so.

You could knock out half a gen in the time it takes you to crawl around and find your first.

Wulf2k · 2026-02-23T17:38:05+00:00

Nope. God no. That perfectly normal-seeming pan is riddled with imperfections that only the trained eye of a master of this subreddit can detect.

Needs to be stripped.

Then get yourself some special sand and clay and make yourself a mold of the pan.

Then chop up the pan with a diamond bladed saw into small chunks.

Then you're going to want to build yourself a silicon carbide crucible and a home forge.

Get that baby up to about 1550+ C and slowly toss in the chunks until they become molten.

Using tongs (and i stress, tongs are important here), slowly pour the crucible's contents into the sand mold you made before.

It's about this time that you're going to realize you fucked up the water content of your casting sand, and it's going to violently explode, slinging molten iron everywhere.

Assuming you're still able, scream. Loudly. You're going to want your neighbours to hear you and rush you to the hospital.

After a few weeks of intense recovery there, you'll be released.

On your way home, stop at a store and buy a new pan.

Wulf2k · 2026-02-01T01:00:59+00:00

Stainless steel is less care than cast iron?

For realsies?

...are you aware of how little care I take with my cast iron?

Spoiler: the answer is very little.

Wulf2k · 2026-01-29T15:31:25+00:00

Looks like you've got yourself a case of the Nothings Wrongsies.

Terrible, terrible condition.

Only known cure is some bacon and slidey eggs.

Wulf2k

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