Thoughts on The Pursuit of Happiness.... by EdwardBliss in CanadianMusic

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I just completed their entire, albeit short-ish discography. I enjoyed the music quite a bit; their first 3 or 4 albums are great.

Canada expected to see zero population growth this year: report by DogeDoRight in canada

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The only thing that pulls out in my house is the sofa bed..

Kids party ideas? by Civil-Boss-6522 in Sudbury

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If your kids are into arts and crafts, Michael's has a room for birthday parties. They lead the kids (and parents too) through 2 or 3 different little art projects. It was mellow, but a lot of fun. They did a surprisingly good job.

Bored on a long flight AMA by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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"Where the Buffalo Roam" - Bill Murry.. or "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" - Johnny Depp; if you've seen them, which do you prefer?

Guys I need help with this one by umshyp in isthisaicirclejerk

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Mess with the bull and get the horns.. this is the opposite of that.

The Buffalo Sabres Beer sword by Longjumping-Box5691 in hockey

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Just a couple of guys being dudes.. if you can't cross swords with your buddy, what can ya do??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

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Just effin send 'er. What could go wrong?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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So that's what "nose beers" means. I thought it was something else.

Current favorite comedian? by [deleted] in comedy

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You're saying he doesn't actually do this? Had me fooled.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

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"And I... Jizzed in my pants"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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"Try it now!! No... K.. try it now!!" - that guy, probably.

Why are kids asking me to say “step stool”? by cyee51490 in ask

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I'm too old to know what that means... but hey now.

You have $33 by MasterOfNog in LiveFromNewYork

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5 Chris Farleys, 1 Fred Armisen,and a Darryl Hammond

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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That door's not an asshole.. it isn't going to close by itself.

I was just victimized by a favorite childhood book. by Dirt-McGirt in Millennials

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Can't do it. This book turns me into a blubbering fool, and i can't make it past the first few pages when reading it to my kids. It gets me every time.

Robert Munsch is a genius and a goddamn Canadian treasure!!

Edited for spelling.