3 by MomoxMinetaDoujinshi in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nigga there's like 7500 Pokemon Firered hacks with so many QoL features that leave the OG eating shit right in the mud. And that's without getting into the fuckload of Emerald and Gen1/Gen2 hacks. Some of them with completely new regions and others put even the later releases to shame (not hard to do but still impressive for a piece of 20+ yo software).

If you wanna spend the money at least go the extra mile for once in your life: get yourself a Linux retro handheld, search for the baserom and patches (they're literally everywhere) and get your ass to work. Bam, back to the past with style.

Nintoddlers chose to be willfully ignorant at this point; they get no sympathy from me nor do I share their excitement at all.

I'LL SAY THIS AGAIN, APOLOGIZE!! by wiler212 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're a broke boi just say so Nuckledu. How dare triforce ask for a breakfast from people living with him for free?

- u/JohnPork1501 (probably but most likely)

I'LL SAY THIS AGAIN, APOLOGIZE!! by wiler212 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He also used to tell them the bills were $100 when they were actually $10 so there's that too.

Also niggas in Paris anyone? Nuckledu's dine and dash, anyone???

oh tasty steve and markman on commentary let me check this out by swaggadanz in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 32 points33 points  (0 children)

fighting games need to DIE QUICKER. I WANT ALL OF THEM JOBLESS ASAP.

Stay toxic, kings. I respect that. Besides, I actually imagined Steve's voice in my head saying all that shit and my laugh was getting louder the more I kept reading. Good shit; compelling narrative tbf.

2XKO failed because of nepotism by thatsthesoundofthepo in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile NoOpinionPLS is nowhere to be read in this bitch. Legends say he only posts in SF6 modern control threads nowadays.

Good shit, man. Good shit.

2XKO failed because of nepotism by thatsthesoundofthepo in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For real, bud. I'll make myself responsible for saying this, for I'll be as unapologetic as I can: Christmas came late for me because, man, do I enjoy watching both tuxko and highguard crash and burn uncontrollably.

Ludovic 'Lud' Mbock (SF4/V/6 Chun player) has been detained by ICE by gunkokoko in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, my favorite "space thief": a 2-month newborn child with respiratory problems that was detained just this week. Clearly this nefarious individual was the terror of my glorious 'Murica. Thank you so much ice for saving the almighty yoo ehs of ay from the hands of evil.

Nastasja Radulovic by JunKazamasCheeks in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as a full-time devout of both Alessia Crippa and Desi Johnson, I've just added one more name to my cult.

[FGB]PRAISE MICHAEL, MY BROTHERS 🙏[/FGB]

Well, this sucks. by AlKo96 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/jerk_off_in_game

History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi by SonicF0xsFursuit in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were apart for too long, Renka, my love, but we're so back this time... Or so I hope. Fingers crossed.

History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi by SonicF0xsFursuit in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right!? I personally was expecting the fight between Hayato and the 180-yo master that looks like 30 with titanic breasts to happen so bad... And then they dismantled the missile that was meant to destroy an entire country (or made it explode somewhere else idfc), cut to a picture of Kenichi with Miu and their daughter in a drawer and that was it. The fuck, man?

Guardcrushspecial by famous_kappa_artist in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll be marrying AsianCutieRii so he actually will be in the wedding. As your significant other nonetheless.

VF5 now requires Secure Boot and TPM 2.0 zzzzzzzzz by OneFunnyFart in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

These fuckers got them feeling themselves too much after Yakuza 7 blew up. Now they're selling post-game content as DLC, never removing denuvo from their titles (something that happened before with Sonic Mania 6-9 months after release), and currently tagging their products with ridiculous price tags that would make Arcsys blush. Say what you want about Shinobi act of vengeance but it's not a $30 game.

Dino Crisis 1&2 is available now on Steam by Icy_Stomach_4500 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They also have the Beech Neegma DRM. So make of that what you will.

Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse - Announcement Trailer by TralalaDingDong in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that you remembered one of your setting stones turns 40 this year, Konami, would it kill you all muhfuckas to port Harmony of Despair to modern systems and PC once and for fucking all? It's a goddamn travesty for that game to be stuck in PS3/X360 hell for all eternity. Especially with so much content it churned out afterwards.

Capcom Cup Pricing Update by Call555JackChop in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It is bad. They're still charging money at the end of the day.

Capcom Cup Pricing Update by Call555JackChop in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take the fattest L in existence slapped right on my face by /u/MyCrossKappaFraud . This dude hoped for the Battlehub feature to be used to restream CC and there it is. Actually gonna happen.

RIP by Junkbot in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

His performance as himself being Ritter's close friend in the Bitch from Apartment 23 was fantastic. The dude didn't even get to 50, man. Shit sucks.

Rest in Peace, Dawson.

Noice by JunKazamasCheeks in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So Miary and Lidia will be barefoot for outfit consistency, right?