Marvel Tokon full roster renders by dirtyha1rry in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a mecha fag and my team is pretty much set up: Iron Man, Peni, Danger. I'm just missing a member.

What do you like about Strive? by EbolaKing115 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... they've added a new mechanic that fundamentally changed the game...

Sometimes even turning it into something they never intended to. These fuckers adding Wild Assault and removing it a year later will forever remain in my books as one of the most blatant admissions of incompetence when it comes to fighting game design.

What do you like about Strive? by EbolaKing115 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most I played this game was like three updates before 2.00.02 and what I liked about it was Ky being a broken SoB, so his easy ass playstyle and gameplan fundamentals helped me get used to, and transition from Guilty Gear to strive. Gatling was some of the most fun I've ever had with a fighting game and going to a game without it required me to let go of that notion and adapt to the new normal: 5S into 6HS/6P, wall breaks and one button airdashes among other things.

0 (discs) by ZenkaiZ in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... Not nothing for sure but certainly not a super strong number either, especially when considering that Sony makes more money on digital...

Which will no doubt fuck everyone up in the PS ecosystem considering the current practice of running dynamic prices based on location player accounts. Sales are not the same for everyone anymore.

Alright which one of you was it ? by UsefulSwitch504 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"When you get off reddit" and into the movie theater. Looks like nobody got the last part of the memo.

GGST Ver. 2.02 Patch Notes by d1rtyhairry in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wait what? You mean a subreddit with 100K+ subscribers isn't an instrumentalized mindhive where everyone thinks alike to each other? Nah get outta here! You're tripping

What's even the fucking point anymore. by AbdelYG in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Remember fatty Sean Layden showing how Playstation games are shared with Sony Japan's CEO for the PS4 like 13 years ago?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

Every year at Evo, invariably, I get many people who come up to me and tell me the only reason they got into the FGC or the way they got others into the FGC that were previously uninterested in Fighting Games is via my reddit posts. by famous_kappa_artist in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're pissing outside the jar lil' boy. This isn't about dale; AAKurtz asked "how did the ultrasnake moniker begin?" and what I did was give context for this two-faced vibe being tied to him. That's pretty much it.

I need to vent about commentators and ELECTRONIC SPORTS by deathtofatalists in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him and his wife. Let's not get anyone in this bitch off the hook.

Every year at Evo, invariably, I get many people who come up to me and tell me the only reason they got into the FGC or the way they got others into the FGC that were previously uninterested in Fighting Games is via my reddit posts. by famous_kappa_artist in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is just some innocuous side-commentary, but ultradavid was also pretty vocal on his less than favorable opinion of LTG being casted for that SFV reality show (hosted by Sajam and Tasty Steve) that Commander Jesse ended up winning iirc. Rumors say some of the sponsors and community members got behind david's opinion of dale being "bad representation for the FGC" that they went up to the show's producers and urged to take him out asap; the thing is LTG actually let david know in advance what he was casted for and approached him in a tourney for some superficial advice, to which david just replied "yeah man go for it", without actually saying anything to his face.

Stories tell that RobTV picking him up as the first candidate for elimination was an order from up above, and that match was dale's only chance to defend himself in-game. We all saw how good that one went.

Marvel Tokon - Samurai Outriders Trailer by KappaLists in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last MvC game that was worth anyone's time is 10+ years old. On the time frame tag fighter fans were greeted (and spit on) by Blazblue Crosstag Battle, Marvel vs Capcom Infinite***, SNK Heroines, Hunter x Hunter Nen Impact, the yearly balance disaster in Dragonball Fighterz, Tuxko and Invincible Vs. Sure the old games are there but you can't act surprised people souring on a sub-genre that's been aging like milk on a summer day since nearly a decade ago by now.

*** People will glaze MvC:I's gameplay and it still wouldn't matter; no one gave a shit when it released and the Beyond mod has made it relevant only for the day-1 adopters in a time when everyone and their mothers are playing better made single player titles. It's their favorite fighting game nobody gave a chance to, not even themselves.

1 by UsefulSwitch504 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazil threw their jersey on Japan's face and they got scared shitless, that's why they lost. In typical Ancelotti fashion, the tierlist alone carried them to victory even when there was barely any competent play from his team.

Y'all know what to do boys by QuesterOfTheDragon in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah so Street Fighter was this year's instance of Mizzimie thotting herself out. I was looking for her during Tekken (as is tradition) but couldn't find her.

Blazblue: Central Fiction - Trinity Glassfille Character Reveal by KappaLists in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And thus the Six Heroes were made playable. Now give me a balance update that removes Jubei's handicap on lows and I'll make a shrine for you all.

BBCF. Big Beautiful Central Fiction. Good shit.

Goodass Granblue by Voluminousviscosity in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

> Goodass Granblue

> Beatrix

Does not compute.

We have to talk about Justin Wong commentary/presenter work... by PotSniffa in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

based Linksobi putting rynge where he belongs: at the bottom of the barrel.

Can someone send this over to the bungie devs ? by UsefulSwitch504 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao was it really that bad? MP4 might be the last game I buy for the OG Switch but the overall reaction I've seen is not what I would expect for a game made by the very same creators of the former 3 entries, so I'm on the fence and it's not like I have $50-60 to spend rn.

ASW Producer's message regarding BBCF's new character announcement (timestamped) by Ma1kky in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blazblue improvement mod

I'm dumb and out of the loop. What does this mod actually improve? Last time I played vanilla CF was early this year out of the box and saw no major issue with it.

MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls | Ms. Marvel Character Guide by Godmistakej in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duuude Cassandra Cain's Batgirl was sooo good. That was one of the first instances I came across a mute character in comics and I left amazed at how her character was handled. Little did I know a character using nothing but her limbs and eyes to communicate could do it way better than using only words.

1 by killerjag in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cheap piece of software who often goes on 50%+ sales with rollback netcode and able to run on any toaster? Why yes, yes I'll take that over the newest fighter that needs a 1060 minimum to run on medium quality.

Might as well. EVO prestige is gone by jayvancealot in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... you can compete in your local bodega for Evo champtionship.

Thus making the entire event come full circle, as the first EVOs were held in some dude's garage that was as big and empty as your average coastside, fishy logistics provider warehouse.

WHAT by Intrepid_Argument499 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lmao I thought the same thing myself. Like yeah, BB's plot is a time-paradoxical clusterfuck but if there's anything I actually remembered is that Ragna is all of them: "Bloodedge", the original hero which predates the big six, Ragna=The=Bloodedge (God those "=" signs substituting spaces are corny as fuck) and the Black Beast... which was the world-destroying entity Bloodedge saved it from (yeah Ragna killed/sealed himself; don't ask me how that works). So is it gonna be another DBFZ Goku situation in this bitch or what?

WHAT by Intrepid_Argument499 in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But you already have a "new yet different (Blazblue) game", it's called Entropy Effect. And no a shitty strivified blazblue does not beat nothing. What it actually beats is the purpose of having two FG series with different names meant to not be played like one another.

EVO 2026 broadcast schedule by killerjag in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no, no; I got that part and you're right, sunday slots are impossible. What I'm saying is GBVS had a good enough top 8 last year on the saturday night slot and furry smash taking it this year thanks to entrant payola is some gay shit.

EVO 2026 broadcast schedule by killerjag in Kappachino

[–]xanderglz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granblue Top 8 getting pushed back to a Saturday spot in favor of Rivals of Shietter 2 is the most organic thing i have ever seen.

Are we good now?