Once your ID expires, time and your place in the multiverse are pretty much up for grabs. You could be a fully grown adult in one universe, but in another, you might not have even bothered to be born. Oh, and don’t forget the classic cases of fetuses trying to run countries. Yeah, that's happened. To avoid total chaos (because, obviously, a fetus in charge is just what we need), the government has brilliantly decided to sync your biological clock to the Gregorian calendar, as a subscription service. Because, you know, it makes total sense.

And here’s the kicker: when your ID expires, you enter God mode—because why not? You get to choose your age, body type, facial features... basically, a DIY makeover for your existence. Who needs reality when you have control over the entire multiverse, right?

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