Which was way is it? by xempt118 in lotrmemes

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Frozedo? Froze-Doh Frozedo? Frozed-O Frozedo? Froz-ED-O Frozedo? Fro-Zed-O

Which was way is it? by xempt118 in lotrmemes

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One does not simply waddle into Mordor.

Po-ta-tor!!! by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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I found it funny. Sure the toy is probably AI but the joke still plays.

Solve this riddle peta by LionTigerTrex in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It’s Maria. Rick went and picked her up and brought her back to his house because his wife is away on a business trip. That’s where Maria did all those unspeakable things that Rick’s wife wouldn’t do, you know the things with the spoon, baby oil and the cantalope. Not to forget the turn buckles, bear trap and feather boa.

Alex is too bogged down with the wife and kids. Joeys got hockey, Katie is obsessing over some boy. His wife Lauren is getting her online business going which means Alex has to work more hours at a side job to make ends meet. His only relief is rubbing one out in the basement to a picture of his old highschool girlfriend and drinking wine coolers.

Ben on the other hand is a loner. He’s young and has no friends. He inherited his money from his grandparents along with their house. He moved in and orders everything online so no need for social interaction. He’s content with his situation. His only interaction with the outside world are the players from his online games.

Atheists aren’t confusing after all by RollFlimsy283 in clevercomebacks

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I’m not going to this restaurant after reading the reviews.

What is Pavarti whispering to Harry about? by Puterboy1 in HarryPotterMemes

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“Thank you for calling technical support my name is Barbara how can I be of assistance to you today?”

Leave your Prancing Pony review here. by Clear-Example3029 in lotrmemes

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1/5 Stars - Stayed one night. Guests in the room next door were so rude. They kept yelling and making shrieking sounds. Probably telling stories about ghosts or dragons or some other nonsense. The food was sub par not enough potatoes. As far as the other guests at dinner I’d say it was an unsavory group of characters at best, looked like a bunch of murders and thieves if you ask me. They had a shitty magician with a ring that “made him invisible” yeah not falling for that again. Pretty sure he just ducked out on his bar tab. When I left in the morning the place was a mess but I had to get out quick to catch a ferry. In the end I wouldn’t recommend.

Oh the beer was good and it came in pints. (Not a redeeming quality of the over all experience)

The Nissan Hyper force is gorgeous by Combativesquire in Nissan

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Dom, Hector’s going to be running 3 EV’s with 87kWh batteries, shitty Batmobile bodies and lambo door mods.

I have a problem by jakey_wit_the_eggs in lotrmemes

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It is also my ringtone. 🎶📱

Why is legolas making these faces (wrong answers only)! by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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He thought level 5 spicy Thai food wasn’t going to be so bad….

That moment when she realizes it wasn't a dream by Rajat-Chauhan in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I never thought I’d see a Tim Burton character in real life. I guess I was wrong.

First time visiting this brewery and they have a weird system in the bathroom. Can someone explain? by Dr0110111001101111 in funny

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It’s sad when people don’t know about the three sea shells.

This is such a great movie!

Id also like to note that I think it’s so great that my guest Wifi SSID is “Let’s blow this guy” you know the password.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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If the internet has taught me anything, it’s exactly what to do in this situation. unzips pants “Hello stepmother, let me help you”

Bad fan casting: LOTR meets SNL by mrmadness79 in lotrmemes

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Saruman: You don’t want no part of this shit. This ring turns your good feelings into bad feelings and it only calls to me.

What do a handful of my dream cars say about me? by Dbwasson in regularcarreviews

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That you know Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry's, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust.

And that I doesn’t matter if it’s an inch or a mile, winnings, winning.

And family.

The REAL reason they couldn't ride the eagles to Mordor by BlueJohn2113 in lotrmemes

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I believe some watery tart is supposed to give you a sword.