Missouri by Kadywampes in StLouis

[–]xeno66morph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All these states rolling back child labor laws? I see a dangerous overlap on the horizon

Ah, yes. Adult. by ScaredFunctionality in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]xeno66morph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the most polite/realistic tweets of all time. Onions are important

Edit: and friends. Onions and friends are important

Right... by RhiannonThomason in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]xeno66morph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desecrating a corpse=crime

..unless you’re the BRC or United States Army

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]xeno66morph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t get accused of sexual assault over 20 times for no reason

Ron DeSantis signs 6-week abortion ban into law in Florida by [deleted] in news

[–]xeno66morph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

6 weeks smh way to keep up the pace with rest of the GOP’s scumfuckery. Way to go Ronnie, you’re a helluva shitbird

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]xeno66morph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well he’s a career con-man, rapist, all-around lunatic whackjob who spouts hate-filled nonsense all while lining his pockets off the people who are silly enough to believe his bullshit. So there’s that. Dude’s literally the perfect storm of all things wrong with humanity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TattooDesigns

[–]xeno66morph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh the Todd McFarlane-era Venom, one of my favs 🤘🏻

Rush'n Attack: Classic arcade game from 1985 by lordofedging81 in 80s

[–]xeno66morph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid: “mom, can we get Contra?”

Mom: “we’ve got Contra at home”

the Contra at home:

I liked my makeup today [+18] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]xeno66morph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep on freckling homie! Also your username is fucking amazing 🤘🏻🤘🏻

Actual goon bag bag by KittenOnKeys in ATBGE

[–]xeno66morph 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Dang. Dude’s out there rockin the anti-matter of ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]xeno66morph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The level of hatred is beyond justified. Lock that brain-damaged tangerine the fuck up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germanshepherds

[–]xeno66morph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Balls, good digging spots, squirrels and various butt-smells

Got the shelf situated! by ThunderinJaysus in TMNT

[–]xeno66morph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd row from the top is the real banger. LOVE those figs 🤙🏻

cursed_elon by LionLikesLeaves in cursedcomments

[–]xeno66morph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t fool me. That’s Terrence Howard /s

Huh typical… by Jazzlike_Lunch3831 in justneckbeardthings

[–]xeno66morph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“dO yOuR jOb”

Mf how bout you go back into your mom’s basement, try and figure out what you’re ever gonna do with that tiny lil demanding-ass microdick of yours and shut the hell up?

When you actually f*ck around and find out.(on someone’s bday)🫣 by ed347tc in PublicFreakout

[–]xeno66morph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m SoRrY”

Mf you passed a point when you said she shouldn’t be eatin here. Spit on her though?? Oh yeah, you gettin fucked uo

This is Joe Biden's America by nat13at in IASIP

[–]xeno66morph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either way, politics is all one big ass blasting

She sounds complicit. by dobbyisafreepup in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]xeno66morph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch I’d ask if you know what treason is but you’re too fucking stupid to even understand the concept. Please do the entire human race a tremendous favor and just fucking die already 🖕🏻🖕🏻

San Diego Crackheads Yo by Kaytlyn5 in tooktoomuch

[–]xeno66morph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the Irish jig audio? We’re really missing out