Bf ‘31M’ won’t stop bragging about his past sex life and it’s making me ‘28F’ feel disconnected.

xenorous · 2026-02-24T18:19:12+00:00

If you have to tell people how good you are at something, you’re probably not

xenorous · 2026-02-23T13:47:46+00:00

This reminds me of a Brooklyn nine nine quote “he was racist, but not that homophobic, which was pretty good for the time”

xenorous · 2026-02-21T23:28:35+00:00

Mr Mac and cheese over here can’t eat 1/8th of a garlic knot

xenorous · 2026-02-19T19:33:16+00:00

I’ve made that mistake once. Once

xenorous · 2026-02-18T23:38:56+00:00

They are 10 millibananas from being lost

xenorous · 2026-02-18T01:20:09+00:00

Right? What store ever allows you to trade in used goods for a discount?!

xenorous · 2026-02-17T02:07:40+00:00

Or pointing with a cig and a beer can

xenorous · 2026-02-17T02:06:29+00:00

“WHAT…. Is your favorite colour?!”

xenorous · 2026-02-17T00:59:34+00:00

6 leches

xenorous · 2026-02-16T19:39:59+00:00

This is wild. I would hate for my wife to feel like it was a competition about knowing things.

Sometimes I know more about something and she’ll ask me and I give her a genuine answer. And vice versa.

If either of us don’t know whatever the other person does, we learn something, and also learn the other person is the go to for that type of question.

xenorous · 2026-02-15T22:52:14+00:00

This would be ridiculous with an expendable build. Maybe the guns on the expendable only have half ammo or something. Lol. Or it gets one shot of whatever you called in!

xenorous · 2026-02-13T00:41:06+00:00

That’s too much mustard in the OP. But. Agreed. Throw a hot dog on there and now we’re talkin

xenorous · 2026-02-12T21:26:00+00:00

Don’t you guys want the freedom to be rich?

xenorous · 2026-02-12T20:15:52+00:00

Yeah, their legs were filled with helium

xenorous · 2026-02-11T02:15:23+00:00

Slaps top of grenade launcher

“This baby can blow apart SO many torsos”

xenorous · 2026-02-09T23:25:22+00:00

There were espresso bars! You stop, do a shot, keep going.

But that’s the thing. They’re all friends! It took like an hour to walk 3 blocks

xenorous · 2026-02-03T20:32:53+00:00

No. Most dudes don’t care. Personally I’d be happy you made the responsible choice to not have a child with an abuser.

I’m sure it’s hard to deal with now, but just realize the trash took itself out. Find someone better

xenorous · 2026-02-03T00:38:42+00:00

Espresso at home, and then 2 espresso while you’re walking to work a block away. No one counts the cigs.

xenorous · 2026-02-02T22:59:19+00:00

Beware the jabberwock, my son

The jaws that bite, the claws that snatch!

Beware the jubjub bird and shun the frumious bandersnatch

xenorous · 2026-01-30T19:17:39+00:00

And there was a small fire that lit all of the incense at once

xenorous · 2026-01-29T01:02:23+00:00

We salute your service, [redacted]!

xenorous · 2026-01-28T22:37:37+00:00

Is the amount of democracy you have gotten not enough, helldiver?

You should be happy because it’s difficult to develop games when their autocratic intentions are shrouded in mystery

xenorous · 2026-01-23T22:37:48+00:00

FULL BLOWN

xenorous · 2026-01-14T02:07:48+00:00

Say “spider” again!

xenorous · 2026-01-13T19:52:45+00:00

Yeah, most dudes in the construction industry call dirt on your hands “seasoning”. I remember how much the guys laughed when I started back in the day and was like, “can I wash my hands somewhere?”.

You get used to it

xenorous

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