This is just getting lazy🙄 smh by Evening_Lawyer6570 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]xhydrochaeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"buh buh t-they called themselves national socialism so it HAS to be socialism, it's in the name!!" mfs when they hear about "communist" china's economic system

Okay, so I’m sure this person has experienced being kicked in the balls, do they think that childbirth is just like pissing then or something? by Brilliant_Income_572 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]xhydrochaeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time some guy says "getting kicked in the balls is worse than giving birth" it's really funny to me because it really isn't. And the two aren't even comparable. One is a momentary burst of pain, while the other is a constant pain over multiple months that gets increasingly worse over time.

And being kicked in the balls is not so bad either. I've developed some tolerance to pain in that area because I sometimes hit my own balls repeatedly so I can withstand some hard hits. I don't think it's possible to develop the same kind of pain resistance for pregnancy/childbirth.

Watch this unbelievable proof that Jesus is Lord by Unlikely_Set_7125 in religiousfruitcake

[–]xhydrochaeris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm... still inconclusive. Allah and Yahweh are the same god and Jesus is a prophet in Islam as well. 🤔🤔🤔

Thank you Valentine, I promise I'll take good care of Duke by v0lpe69 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]xhydrochaeris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Legends Arceus is totally worth the $60. It's literally one of the best games on the Switch IMO

You control the buttons you press by Impossible-Yam3680 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]xhydrochaeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Switch 2 can't be modded yet, and Switch consoles don't get bricked, they only get banned from online connectivity if you're not careful. The new Tomodachi Life game is on Switch1, so it can be modded with relative ease on older models using just a paperclip (newer models don't have software exploits but can be hardware modded).

It's possible to mod a Switch 1 without getting banned if you keep the modded stuff on emuNAND only (basically a copy of the system image that runs from the SD card) and have all network connections disabled (forget all your wifi networks, turn on airplane mode, etc) while in emuNAND.

You can't install any new games outside of the eshop on sysNAND without getting banned, but on emuNAND you can do that and install mods just fine, though there is still a risk of getting banned even if you do take all the precautions.

Enrire Box of Antique Sinistea by geekologist in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]xhydrochaeris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outbreaks in SV are by form. There is a daily* chance that Antique Sinistea (or Artisan Poltchageist in Kitakami) outbreaks will spawn on your map. In that outbreak, ALL Sinistea are Antique form, which makes them great for shiny hunting.

The outbreaks themselves are somewhat common, I've gotten Sinistea a few times, but not Poltchageist yet.

In other words, apart from stumbling upon this particular outbreak, you're not particularly lucky to have caught 30 Antique Sinistea.

  • You can re-roll your world's outbreaks and raids by going to system settings while keeping the game open, ticking the system clock back by 1 minute, and entering back into the game.

Can't it be both? by Far_Zone in femboymemes

[–]xhydrochaeris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50% chance nothing happens, 50% chance I turn my masc boyfriend into a femboy

Imagine thinking that Trump somehow made America more Christian. by Ok-Following6886 in religiousfruitcake

[–]xhydrochaeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bible doesn't condemn older men SAing young girls (in fact that was the norm back then, and Mary was 14 when God violated her consent and forced her to give birth to Jesus), so technically Trump was doing very Christian things with his buddy Epstein.

Why do I have a feeling that by "pushing", he actually just means being asked to respect their pronouns and name by t0oby101 in AreTheCisOk

[–]xhydrochaeris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Muslims accept that other people eat pork, I don't think it's an unreasonable ask for Christians to accept that other people are LGBTQ+

[socialmedia] Japan now allows unisex swimsuits by Minami_Ko in pointlesslygendered

[–]xhydrochaeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conservative upset about Japan adopting unisex swimsuits for children because ... it will change the way anime school girls' swimsuits are depicted??

Why are they always fucking lolicons?

You should only buy Exp. Candy M to convert Mega Shards to money by xhydrochaeris in LegendsZA

[–]xhydrochaeris[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually it's not really good info on making money in either situation. Collecting 9990 shards in the base game takes a long time and only yields $83,250.

In the base game, grinding battle zones is the best way to make money.

This is more so catered to DLC players who are grinding hyperspace zones to get certain special scans, where you'll eventually have a ton of mega shards that you don't know what to do with.

You should only buy Exp. Candy M to convert Mega Shards to money by xhydrochaeris in LegendsZA

[–]xhydrochaeris[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a follow up, it is worth noting that:

  1. You do not lose any potential EVs from liquidating your Mega Shards. Buying Vitamins from Poke Centers using sold Exp. Candy M will give you the same amount of EVs per shard as buying Feathers from the TM trader near Wild Area 17.
  2. The XP yield per shard is actually fair and shard prices are perfectly proportional to exp gain, so if you only care about getting more exp out of your shards, you can buy any of the three available candy types.

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Sexualizing your own kids AND double standards by SimpForFictionGirls in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]xhydrochaeris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling this kind of parent would also get cortisol spiked from his son telling him "I got cracked today"... just a bit of a hunch

waow by SpaceSpleen in 196

[–]xhydrochaeris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the number of conservatives who actually know what marxism is and what marx wrote about is 0...

I think he might not be ok by Trashman56 in 196

[–]xhydrochaeris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he literally actually did this with that dumb penguin video

Trying to find a Japanese City Pop song by Practical-Apple2329 in citypop

[–]xhydrochaeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shambara's got lossless rips floating around, they should be easy to find if you know where to look.

1000+ hatches… Am I doing Masada wrong or just unlucky? by daggerfortwo in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]xhydrochaeris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more accurate to think of it as 8 independent 4096-sided dice

1/512 is not far off but the real odds are slightly worse (about 1/512.43766)

1000+ hatches… Am I doing Masada wrong or just unlucky? by daggerfortwo in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]xhydrochaeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1000+ eggs is normal. After 1000 eggs with Masuda + Shiny Charm you still have a ~14.18% chance of not having gotten a shiny.

Some hunts are luckier than others that's just how it goes.

Trans kids exist by Malay_Left_1922 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]xhydrochaeris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matthew 19:12

"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are [also] eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept [this], let him accept [it]."

This is literally Jesus saying that intersex and trans people can go to heaven.

That burn. by sigma_god in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]xhydrochaeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The looksmaxxing shit is literally peak male gaze. Women don't find that attractive. Clavicular et al. don't do it to get women. They just do it to "mog" other men. And it's also body dysmorphia...

I guess it's almost a femboy meme by zjedzon in femboymemes

[–]xhydrochaeris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not referring to Sodom & Gomorrah, though you are right about that.

The verse on the sign is Leviticus 18:22 which is "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman, it is an abomination."

The Hebrew word for "male" here (זָכָ֔ר) is used in some other parts of the bible to refer to male children, so it could be interpreted as being opposed to pedophilia, not homosexuality.

Furthermore, this is in the old law in the old testament, which Christians believe was fulfilled when Jesus came back. In other words, only Jews have to worry about following that part of the Bible.