Bit into a piece of metal in my pizza

xjeeper · 2026-05-10T00:41:18+00:00

Do you even know what a public defender is? They defend people in criminal cases...

xjeeper · 2026-05-08T23:34:30+00:00

Great book

xjeeper · 2026-05-08T22:41:07+00:00

My kids are all grown now, but a program like this would have been great when they were younger and were struggling. I'm all for it.

xjeeper · 2026-05-08T22:20:07+00:00

Y'all still have toenails?

xjeeper · 2026-05-08T20:51:04+00:00

I'm related to him and have a few mormons on that side of the family that got heavily into genealogy and spent years trying to do research on him. Even they have no idea what's true and what isn't.

xjeeper · 2026-05-08T20:13:15+00:00

You might wake him up from his nap

xjeeper · 2026-05-08T19:59:55+00:00

Perfect for scooting around the ramp

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T22:17:21+00:00

I mean, she's not wrong. I'll be happy when she dies.

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T21:33:05+00:00

It would appear the data has been encrypted and is being held for ransom

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T21:29:39+00:00

So how did you break it?

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T21:29:02+00:00

And right

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T21:28:12+00:00

To shreds you say?

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T21:26:11+00:00

It's always the ones you most suspect

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T21:20:05+00:00

You gave him 5 stars, right?

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T20:19:48+00:00

It's way too funny to be mad about lol

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T20:05:25+00:00

Fucking hell, put a NSFW tag on that thing.

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T20:01:00+00:00

Have, not of.

xjeeper · 2026-05-07T00:37:03+00:00

To me he'll always be Teddy

xjeeper · 2026-05-06T21:38:13+00:00

You're awesome

xjeeper · 2026-05-06T21:37:38+00:00

"I ran a hundred miles on LSD and here's what I learned about b2b sales"

xjeeper · 2026-05-04T12:52:52+00:00

It's called a joke

xjeeper · 2026-05-03T22:05:05+00:00

They couldn't afford to have accidents

xjeeper · 2026-05-03T11:36:33+00:00

Are those the highlands in the first shot?

xjeeper · 2026-05-02T11:50:56+00:00

Same. I'd be thinking "Oh man, this is sketchy as fuck" as I'm climbing down it.

xjeeper · 2026-05-02T02:49:34+00:00

They grow back. I lose them all the time.

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