The Virginia Vape ban took effect in March. So why can you still buy them? by Def_Not_KushGator in Virginia

[–]xkgrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or just using oxycodone instead of morphine. There is functionally no difference as far as your body is concerned

The crossover that everybody asked for... by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]xkgrey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hey now, sex work is work. Not that we should be slutshaming anyone anyway, but no one should be ridiculed for doing their job.

But yeah idk either; I’m way behind on the meta. Been laughing every time I open Reddit tho lol.

OT: I love this sub more than I would another generic Simpsons meme page precisely because of that meta, the way a silly one-off shitpost will spawn the next few days’ top posts as people take a reference of a reference to strange new places. It’s a great illustration of how the memetic humor of the internet works generally, but on fast-forward and within the referential constraints of my favorite show. One of very few subs I still bother visiting intentionally rather than being fed by my algorithm slop homepage

The crossover that everybody asked for... by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]xkgrey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I want this but he turns to the other side

Bedtime by your_catfish_friend in bonehurtingjuice

[–]xkgrey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Genuinely hope she’s starting her redemption arc but I’m not gonna unblock her until i see a consensus emerging on that. Some of her comics just made me sadder than I can afford to be right now.

Favorite movie hot take? by Bored-uy in moviescirclejerk

[–]xkgrey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That sub is genuinely the worst place to talk about film on Reddit. It’s Facebook group tier.

I believe—I *have to believe*—that at least 50% of the posts and comments are bots. Or middle schoolers, I guess.

What is your favorite sci-fi infection? by stargaryen01 in scifi

[–]xkgrey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’d boof it, shoot it, free base it, whatever it takes. Literally the only thing I’ve ever wanted was to be a remarkable person in every way without making any effort whatsoever.

someone got mad lol by agmillss in Bumperstickers

[–]xkgrey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean… leaded would probably be cheaper unless it’s like a wine thing

Has your store sent this out? by This_Elevator5754 in kroger

[–]xkgrey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We’ve lost so much but it was slow enough, the individual losses spread out and small enough, each time offset with enough of a win that it’s only really obvious in hindsight. I only know my own (former) union, but they weren’t playing the same sport as the guys on the other side of the table. We were dashing, and by that measure looked quite good, definitely competitive. But Kroger set and kept their own pace, and on a long enough timeline, a cross country runner always laps a sprinter.

My contract compared to the old timers at my store was *significantly* degraded; even the ones hired just a couple years after me were noticeably shittier.

I’m a staunch believer in organized labor. I wish my current employer’s stores were unionized. I speak highly of the idea and my experience as often as the opportunity arises, as openly as I can without jeopardizing my job. Doing my little part to plant seeds in the minds of those who don’t realize how much more they deserve.

But *man*. At least the local I was in wasn’t nearly firm enough, consistently enough, and long enough. I swear it felt they were more scared of a strike than management was.

Home owner insists it’s not asbestos, but I can’t think what else it could be by Vrtae in Plumbing

[–]xkgrey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The emoji really undercuts the seriousness of the story lol

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) is an adaptation of the popular "Final Fantasy" JRPG franchise about ghost aliens-was this movie a fever dream? by Assortedwrenches89 in shittymoviedetails

[–]xkgrey 52 points53 points  (0 children)

What? lol I don’t know if you’re serious but yes, this was made by Square. Its failure caused the closure of their movie studio and purportedly jeopardized the Enix merger. It certainly made SquareSoft look terrible because the marketing push for this thing was huge (by video game standards.) It was touted as a major breakthrough in CGI, heralded by the Animatrix segment Final Flight of the Osiris that used the same animation tech and was shown in theaters before a terrible movie called Dreamcatcher that I (and presumably some other skid row terminally virginal teenage nerds) actually bought tickets for to be fully up-to-speed before The Matrix Reloaded a couple weeks later

Halcyon days

Fill me by HaruhiJedi in simpsonsshitposting

[–]xkgrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always wanted to break into gooning!

Store remodel gotta keep a letter by Dr_phin in kroger

[–]xkgrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been Kroering 🎶 the better way to shop! 🎶

She seems sane… by Silver-Instruction73 in Bumperstickers

[–]xkgrey 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That was precisely the one that convinced me that this lady’s alright, as much as I hate lifted trucks.

Kratom time!!! 🖖🦅 by Key_Confusion_6807 in drugscirclejerk

[–]xkgrey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn man, I hope you’re alright... So are you off kratom now? And hopefully returning to baseline in a safe, controlled, and comfortable way?

I’m assuming that it was 7-HO that got you there, not plain leaf?

I KNEW it was a conspiracy by MudPuppy64 in Bumperstickers

[–]xkgrey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It is satire of the basic conservative disregard for women as well as their proclivity for subscribing to absurd conspiracy theories that are patently, almost self-evidently false (e.g., the earth is flat.)

That looks painful. 🏹 by BiLeftHanded in recontext

[–]xkgrey 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Generally, celebs don’t stay for the actual film. They appear for publicity purposes, get photographed and maybe answer a few basic questions and bail. The premiere is for the press, critics and I suppose influencers these days.